A Troll With No Name

Hasan Yusuf wrote:Jim DiEugenio, over at the deep throat forum:
 
"There is nothing worse than a troll. Except for a troll who does not have the guts or honesty to admit who he is."

 
:: Sung to "A Horse With No Name" ::
 
A Troll With No Name
 
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all of the lies
There were claims and statements and those kinds of things
There was stuff that sounded right wing
The first one I met was a goon who typed loud
How conspiracists where all crazy kooks
His conceit was hot and he was so very proud
And his posts were full of rebukes

I've been to the forum with a troll with no name
It felt bad to be yelled at and blamed
In those forums you can't remember their names
'Cause they change all the time and it's all quite insane
La, la …

After two days in the forum proper
My face began to turn red
After three days of reading the whoppers
My ears almost bled
And the bullshit that flowed in threads all foretold
Of a website that soon would be dead

You see I've been to the forum with a troll with no name
It felt bad to be yelled at and blamed
In those forums you can't remember their names
'Cause they change all the time and it's all quite insane
La, la …

After nine days I let the troll run free
'Cause he was scared of Hasan & Farley
There were claims and statements and those kinds of things
There was stuff that sounded right wing
Those forums are a desert with truth elsewhere found
Disguised as research communities
Under these places lies a foundation unsound
They're nothing like ROKC

You see I've been to the forum with a troll with no name
It felt bad to be yelled at and blamed
In those forums you can't remember their names
'Cause they change all the time and it's all quite insane
La, la …

ROFL. I think we now have a theme song...