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Fri 10 May 2019, 8:19 am
So recently JA was on blackop radio with Osanic and while I’m used to Hargrove speaking about PM, albeit generally negatively, I was rather surprised (and pleased because we can analyze and interpret JA’s very own words and thoughts concerning PM) that JA apple about PM and in my opinion, it was rather unfortunate due to my interpretation of his logic and arguments against what I myself believe is a rather large body of evidence (some powerfully circumstantial) that leads to PM being LHO.

Anyways, here is the audio guys:

http://www.blackopradio.com/pod/black937b.mp3

Logically, if PM is LHO then JA must start fresh and as I reflect on JA and his methodology, I am tempted to believe that he, probably, too heavily relies (or accepts on face value) on what many (of not almost every) witnesses say or have said. Now that might sound horrible for our community when we should be critical in our analysis and thinking about this tragic event or history period but some witnesses lied, were mistaken, their statements misinterpreted or taken out of context, etc., and when you get right down to it, we really have to start from scratch and do away with everything we either think we’ve known for over 50 years or what we’ve been told like mantras.

For example, in the audio he never, not once addressed the striking fact of Baker’s literal first day affidavit or the problems with the alleged bus and cab rides, etc. Baker’s affidavit is important as it relates to JA’s theory because JA accepts fully the 2nd Flr Lunchroom Encounter. I could go on and on but you guys are far more adept at that so I leave it to you.
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Sat 11 May 2019, 3:58 am
Armstrong.. and Hargrove for that matter, can't accept PM because their Oswald count is reduced by 50%. Much too big a hit to take. Far better to align with Doyle and go with a non singing fat lady.

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Mon 13 May 2019, 10:58 pm
Armstrong's theory was proven wrong long before he wrote his book.

https://www.nytimes.com/1981/10/05/us/oswald-s-body-is-exhumed-an-autopsy-affirms-identity.html

The pathologists were said to have determined the body's identity mainly by comparing its teeth with Oswald's Marine Corps dental records. They also found on the body the scar of a childhood mastoid operation mentioned in the military records.

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Tue 14 May 2019, 7:41 pm
C'mon Vinny get with the programme. Stop listening t the heretics and the disbelievers...people like that troll punk Greg Parker( BOO!! HISS!! May the curse of Francetta Schubert be upon him and may he choke on the fake Marguerites sacred girdle)..people who waste their time fussing about evidence and facts..
FONTS BEFORE FACTS..nevermind the Cointelpro trolls at ROKC...spend some time studying St Jack's Holy Montage...the man who singlehandedly discovered 7 foot women levitating in Dealey Plaza!!..see how the mighty power of Grand Ayatollah Armstrong turned two photos into one!! Drink some of the Holy wine Singing Sandys squeezed from the sacred grapes( at least i hope that's what it said on the bottle!!) of Stripling High..you'll be seeing double in no time!!
Then marvel at the Fezs mystical mosaics..the Revelation of St Stephen of Gaal written with jumbo crayon on the Sacred Toilet Paper..gibberish so indecipherable it sent several of the NSAs top analysts mad.
Vinny i used t be like you..just another lost troll punk waiting t b saved.. Until one glorious day i accepted Armstrong into my life..i never go anywhere without the Holy Book. Its like I Ching for low IQs!!! Open it at any page let Armstrong's wisdom fill your mind. He has a doppelganger for every day of the week and a sperm experiment t solve every problem. Harvey and Lee isn't just a book it's a state of mind..A gospel..the Tibetan Book of the Dead for paranoid schizophrenics..
There's no problem too big or no Harvey too small when you accept Armstrong into your life. The Apocrypha of the Blessed John Butler contains some of humanity's most profound discoverys..The Sayings of Peter Lemkin( who was martyred when the Diary of Tosh Plumlee he keeps stuffed down his pants caught fire when he struck a match t check if the CIA were still sending teams of highly trained mice t infiltrate his basement) contain some of the most unhinged paranoid ramblings since Ralph Cinque tried t make a pop up book version of the Turner Diaries.
Don't waste your time with these unbelieving heretics Vinny..Greg, Bart, Ed, Stan, Jake, Mick and the other minions..wouldn't you rather mix with true intellectual giants..Brian the Sanibel Island Sage who turned a thin dark haired male into a grey haired obese woman through the strength of his mind alone, Sandy the all Singin all Dancin disciple, Hargrove..oh and thousands more.
Join us Vinny step out of the darkness into the light..Be saved..wear your grey jumpsuit with pride. Forget facts..forget Prayerman..just believe Vinny..read The Gospel of Harvey and Lee..everything will become clear..
Omne Padme Palmer McBride
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Tue 14 May 2019, 7:57 pm
Ha Ha Ha

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Tue 14 May 2019, 8:16 pm
I'm reaching out t you my fellow brother in Armstrong to be..join us..if you see a large unmarked black SUV on your street later tonight don't be afraid..follow the nice man with the beard that looks like Grace Slicks armpit hair stuck t his face..if he sticks a handkerchief dipped in chloroform in front of your face breathe deeply my brother in Armstrong and you'll wake up in a much better place..where even the guard dogs have doppelgangers!!!
Don't be afraid as St Fez said after he was stricken with the Spirit of Armstrong on the Road to Dolly Shoe " Fuck I'm really seeing double now"
The Sacred Mantra of the Church of the Holy Doppelganger..repeat after me Vinny
" You're never in trouble/ When you're seeing double" I once chanted it for 72 hours straight!! After the policemen talked me down from the roof and when i was allowed out unsupervised oh and when they cut my Largactal down t 3 tablets every 4 hours i really felt great..
C'mon Vinny you can do it.." You're never in trouble When you're seeing double"
Well done...Welcome my fellow brother in Armstrong..shall we discuss the Holy Vanishing Tooth or what about the Divine Vision of Myra DeRouse?

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The last words of King Richard HARVEY Plantagenet III 
Bosworth Field 1485

Is that a doppelganger in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Artist, poet, polymath, cancer research prodigy Judyth Vary Baker's  first words to Lee HARVEY Oswald. New Orleans April 1963

For every HARVEY there must be an equal and opposite LEE
Professor Sandy Isaac Newton Laverne Shirley Fonzie Larsen's 
Famous 1st Law of Doppelganging

" To answer your question I  ALWAYS  look for mundane reasons for seeming anomalies before considering  sinister explanations. Only a fool would do otherwise. And I'm no fool" The esteemed Professor Larsen  From  his soon to be published  self help book " The Trough of Enlightenment "( Trine Day  Foreword  Vince Palamara)
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Tue 14 May 2019, 11:57 pm
ST FEZ'S PREVIEW
God's Gaal Bladder viewing all the posts
Singing songs about Myra DeRouse  
And I hear blue strains of Voir Double Lee
Across the street from Cathedral Short Marguerite
Meanwhile back in North Dakota
Ferrie's trying hard for a Harvey Makeover
As we swim against the CIA sperm tide
We must accept Armstrong into our life,  
And it's a long way to North Beckley
It's a long way to Irving, too
And I'm hoping that Leon's light is glowing brighter than neon
'Cause the cops they bit off more than they can chew.
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
All that "evidence" scattered
Around the 6th floor
And everybody feels so determined
To chase dual ghosts across the moors
No one's making no commitments
To actually find the truth
Talkin' sideways from their mouths
About sloping shoulders and a magic tooth
And for every singin' cowboy on a Dallas corner, Dallas corner
For every Buell Frazier railroad train that cried
And all the chains being yanked and every leg being pulled
And every strain on every brain and every eye
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
Saint Fezs Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
And the conference tables are completely covered
The book deal has paid for the wine
You got your Lee's, your Harvey's and your ducks in a row
Right about now all you need is a Moe
That's the way it all should happen
Moe, Larry and Curly in time a-slappin'
But You've got your pen and notebook ready
I think it's about time for the Sermon to begin
Meanwhile who's over in a Neely Street apartment
Practicing 45 degree leans 
Just to be hip and get set with Fritz the Obscene
Ah but they're flying too high to see my point of view
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
See them foo foo marching
Out on the street, foo foo marching
Saint Fez's Preview
Out in the street
Look at the man
Turn around
Is it Shelley or a clown?
Turn around
Look at the man
Says hold on
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
Says hold me in
Saint Fez's Preview

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Wed 15 May 2019, 12:20 am
greg parker wrote:ST FEZ'S PREVIEW
God's Gaal Bladder viewing all the posts
Singing songs about Myra DeRouse  
And I hear blue strains of Voir Double Lee
Across the street from Cathedral Short Marguerite
Meanwhile back in North Dakota
Ferrie's trying hard for a Harvey Makeover
As we swim against the CIA sperm tide
We must accept Armstrong into our life,  
And it's a long way to North Beckley
It's a long way to Irving, too
And I'm hoping that Leon's light is glowing brighter than neon
'Cause the cops they bit off more than they can chew.
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
All that "evidence" scattered
Around the 6th floor
And everybody feels so determined
To chase dual ghosts across the moors
No one's making no commitments
To actually find the truth
Talkin' sideways from their mouths
About sloping shoulders and a magic tooth
And for every singin' cowboy on a Dallas corner, Dallas corner
For every Buell Frazier railroad train that cried
And all the chains being yanked and every leg being pulled
And every strain on every brain and every eye
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
Saint Fezs Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
And the conference tables are completely covered
The book deal has paid for the wine
You got your Lee's, your Harvey's and your ducks in a row
Right about now all you need is a Moe
That's the way it all should happen
Moe, Larry and Curly in time a-slappin'
But You've got your pen and notebook ready
I think it's about time for the Sermon to begin
Meanwhile who's over in a Neely Street apartment
Practicing 45 degree leans 
Just to be hip and get set with Fritz the Obscene
Ah but they're flying too high to see my point of view
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
See them foo foo marching
Out on the street, foo foo marching
Saint Fez's Preview
Out in the street
Look at the man
Turn around
Is it Shelley or a clown?
Turn around
Look at the man
Says hold on
Saint Fez's Preview
Saint Fez's Preview
Says hold me in
Saint Fez's Preview

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Wed 15 May 2019, 4:19 am
COMING SOON TO A SECURE PSYCHIATRIC INSTITUTE NEAR YOU!!
THE BRIAN DOYLE ALL BOY CASTRATO CHOIR IN CONJUCTION WITH THE PETER LEMKIN CARE IN THE COMMUNITY PROJECT
PROUDLY PRESENT
HARVEY AND LEE- THE MUSICAL
A Heartbreaking Tale set in the French Quarter of New Orleans
Boy meets girl meets doppelganger meets troll punk nurse!!!
STARRING IN HIS FIRST SINGING ROLE- PAUL RUEBENS aka PEEWEE HERMANN AS HARVEY a Hungarian doppelganger with a song in his heart and a CIA test tube for a dad.
"Ruebens, in his comeback role after he was caught wanking in the back of a porno theatre, is fantastic!! He really puts the doppel in the ganger"- Peter Lemkin, head theatre critic for Psychotropics Today
AND ANDY DICK as LEE- the tough no nonsense Marine
CO STARRING
TYNE DALY AND SHARON GLESS( T.Vs CAGNEY AND LACEY) as MARGUERITE NOs 1 and 2
SPECIAL GUEST STAR ROSEANNE BARR as JUDYTH VARY BAKER the sweet talking easy loving gal who breaks the doppelganged hearts in two.
Special Guest Appearances- Larry Trotter as the CIA Test tube
and Brian Doyle( electronic tag permitting) as the magical CIA. doppelganging syringe aka Harvey's dad.
BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!!

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Bosworth Field 1485

Is that a doppelganger in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Artist, poet, polymath, cancer research prodigy Judyth Vary Baker's  first words to Lee HARVEY Oswald. New Orleans April 1963

For every HARVEY there must be an equal and opposite LEE
Professor Sandy Isaac Newton Laverne Shirley Fonzie Larsen's 
Famous 1st Law of Doppelganging

" To answer your question I  ALWAYS  look for mundane reasons for seeming anomalies before considering  sinister explanations. Only a fool would do otherwise. And I'm no fool" The esteemed Professor Larsen  From  his soon to be published  self help book " The Trough of Enlightenment "( Trine Day  Foreword  Vince Palamara)
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Wed 15 May 2019, 12:22 pm
Too funny!

And thanks for the 5 Terry's. No greater honor for would-be wordsmith!

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Thu 16 May 2019, 8:24 pm
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Fri 17 May 2019, 5:35 am
Greg, did you know St Fezs Preview is actually the name of the magazine column he writes? He does a bi monthly " agony aunt for doppelgangers" column in the Sanibel Island Psychiatric Review, a lot of people forget that doppelgangers have feelings too; " a doppelganger is for life not just for Christmas"
Wise words. Indeed words we would all do well t remember.
Here's an example from last month's St Fezs Preview;
"Dear St Fez,
I'm a poor lonely doppelganger who grew sick of sitting in the safe house playing with my doppelganged self while my double was out having fun.
I decided t sneak out and buy some trucks for the Democratic Front of Cuba. The salesman was really hot!! He gave me his number and we went out t a movie. I want t see him again but I'm worried that my doppelganger might find out and steal him away.
I'm just a dumb meat eating all American doppelganger but my double is really smart funny and well read.
I think even my fake mom prefers him.
Have you any advice for a heartbroken doppelganger?

THE FEZ SEZ;
Have you thought about a threesome? That's what all the doppelgangers are into these days. Invite the guy over t your CIA safehouse one night when your doppelganger is there too.
Oprn a bottle of wine, dim the lights , put on some music " Black Throated Wind" will put anyone in the mood for a doppelgangbang.
Dress up, get adventurous. Tell the guy your both part of a secret CIA sperm experiment and you want t give him a sample! That should get him in the mood.
If he goes for it make sure you use the bedroom with the hidden cameras so you can send me a copy of any photos.
Your in anticipation,
St Fez
You see what a service the Fez provides t lonely CIA doppelgangers!

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The last words of King Richard HARVEY Plantagenet III 
Bosworth Field 1485

Is that a doppelganger in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Artist, poet, polymath, cancer research prodigy Judyth Vary Baker's  first words to Lee HARVEY Oswald. New Orleans April 1963

For every HARVEY there must be an equal and opposite LEE
Professor Sandy Isaac Newton Laverne Shirley Fonzie Larsen's 
Famous 1st Law of Doppelganging

" To answer your question I  ALWAYS  look for mundane reasons for seeming anomalies before considering  sinister explanations. Only a fool would do otherwise. And I'm no fool" The esteemed Professor Larsen  From  his soon to be published  self help book " The Trough of Enlightenment "( Trine Day  Foreword  Vince Palamara)
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Sun 19 May 2019, 12:30 am
Dear St Fez,
I think my doppelgangers fake mom is having an affair with my fake mom's make believe husband.
I just saw a photo of them together. It sure looked like my doppelgangers fake mom except she was SMILING!!! And my fake mom's make believe husband looked far too tall. Doppelganged fake moms can only marry fake husbands who are 3 inches or less taller than them. It's one of the first things we learn when we get out our test tubes..
And everyone knows doppelganger fake moms never smile. It's the first thing you learn at CIA doppelganger school.
Also I'm worried about my dad..some clumsy doppelganger dropped a test tube last week when the CIA took us for a picnic t Area 51 with our fake moms.
I'm sure it was my test tube..sniff..that means I'm an orphaned doppelganger now without a proper fake mom t call my own.
St Fez could you do one of your brilliant photo montages, just t check my doppelgangers fake mom is really having an affair with my fake mom's make believe husband? The guy in the photo looks too tall..only you, St Fez are smart enough t work out how us doppelgangers keep shrinking and growing taller..
Also I'm worried i might be getting sloped shoulders, isn't that the first symptom of doppelganger cancer? ..i measured my head too..only 12 inches..aren't all doppelgangers supposed t have 13 inch heads?
St Fez I'm getting so confused! Sometimes i can't tell my doppelgangers fake mom from my own fake mom..I'm even having trouble recognising myself!! I can't tell me and my doppelganger apart sometimes..apparently only strangers, car mechanics and strippers can tell us doppelgangers apart( at least that what it says in the CIA doppelganger manual)
Also i think my doppelganger is cheating on our fake Russian wife..with a woman that looks exactly like her!! My doppelganged heads about t explode..i haven't seen so many doubles since the last time i went t Allen Dulles house for the CIA s annual Bishops, harlots and doppelgangers party..
Please help St Fez..your this doppelgangers last hope

UNFORTUNATELY ST FEZ WAS OTHERWISE ENGAGED. HE WAS BUSY WITH CHRIS DAVIDSON TRIANGULATING THE DISTANCE BETWEEN MARILYN SITZMANS LEFT NIPPLE AND PHIL WILLIS'S RIGHT TESTICLE( please see Swan Song Math Rules Thread on the Ed forum. In the same thread John Butler postulates that there was in fact no less than THREE Abraham Zapruders, FOUR Mary Moormans in Dealey Plaza. Also he announced the startling discovery that the Babushka Lady was actually Marie Antoinette, the doomed 18th century French Queen having been involved with W.C Fields and Benny the Ball from Top Cat in a clandestine CIA time travel experiment)
SO INSTEAD STEPHEN GAAL ANSWERED;
Trfcvhnjmmlll CIA three anused orangutans parachuting into Guatemala carrying grenades made out of Lucille Balls frozsn ovaries.mnjuhgcgghhj ROTHSCHILD ROCKEFELLER golly gosh jesus saves😖😖😵🐧🐼🐽🐽🐽🐸🐸 princess diana was murdered by one legged Azerbaijani midget who had been hypno programmed by james angletons ghost golly gosh jesus jesus princess leia had nice tits..jhygftr CIA..why is there a bleeping sound in my head when i pee?
😐🐸🐸🐸Harvey and lee golly..bgtr fdst
Good luck gaal

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A fez! A fez! My kingdom for a fez!!
The last words of King Richard HARVEY Plantagenet III 
Bosworth Field 1485

Is that a doppelganger in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Artist, poet, polymath, cancer research prodigy Judyth Vary Baker's  first words to Lee HARVEY Oswald. New Orleans April 1963

For every HARVEY there must be an equal and opposite LEE
Professor Sandy Isaac Newton Laverne Shirley Fonzie Larsen's 
Famous 1st Law of Doppelganging

" To answer your question I  ALWAYS  look for mundane reasons for seeming anomalies before considering  sinister explanations. Only a fool would do otherwise. And I'm no fool" The esteemed Professor Larsen  From  his soon to be published  self help book " The Trough of Enlightenment "( Trine Day  Foreword  Vince Palamara)
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Wed 22 May 2019, 12:14 pm
This is the seriously funniest shit I have read in a long time.

Greg - Priceless poetry.

Alex - wtf are you smokin'?

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Wed 22 May 2019, 9:25 pm
Lots and lots and LOTS of Sanibel Gold..i smoked myself into a zen like state until i realised Stephen Gaal is a prophet of enlightenment..understanding his gibberish is the key t deciphering the chaos of the modern world. Looking into the fake Marguerites unsmiling eyes i saw the Aleph..i became young i grew old i became nothing i understood everything i saw millennia pass in a heartbeat i saw a symphony of spinning galaxies collide..then a sniveling nasal voice cried out.." life is but a pink sandalled footstep in the Sanibel sand.."
"What does that mean?" i yelled..only t discover I'd run out of cigarette papers..i woke up disheveled and disoriented in the back of a police van..I'd been found running semi naked down the main Glasgow- Edinburgh motorway waving a blurry out of focus photo of a dour faced dumpy bespectacled middle aged woman.."Fake Marguerite is the True Mother"..i kept screaming incoherently..until a nice white coated chap with a butterfly net in his back pocket gave me an injection..
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Fri 24 May 2019, 12:47 am
I guess i must have left my manners floating in a haze of multi coloured Sanibel smoke..Hi Terry, it's a pleasure t finally meet you.
When i lurked here i always enjoyed reading your stuff . As a fan of Dumas..and if course of Ollie Reed...i found the image of bold musketeers riding out t do battle with deniers, doppelgangers, lone nutters and pink sandalled desperados particularly compelling.
I know its an elite regiment but are there any vacancies for arquebusiers? Artillerymen? Or even humble footsoldiers? I'd like t humbly volunteer for the 1st Regiment of Musketeers( Trolls Own). I'll even lead the forlorn hope on a suicidal mission t steal the mascot( the pink crotchless panties Albert Regan Doyle died in) of the 69th Regiment of Stinkys Syphilitic Sphincters ( Macraes Jockstraps). The Sanibel Gold smoking surrender monkeys..they are t JFK research what the Italian Navy was t WW2.
Not forgetting the ferocious 4th Doppelgangers ( Armstrong's donkeys) led by the famous Lt Col Fez and Quartermaster Sergeant Stephen Gaal who was the first man t attempt t weaponise ferrets..a bold move that ended in disaster when the ferrets( each one wearing a tiny fez)somehow got out their cages..they were last seen disappearing up 2nd Lieutenant Hargroves trouser leg..2nd Lieutenant Hargrove incidentally was last seen disappearing into his tent with a large grin on his face.
Seeing this the pink sandalled Private Doyle threw down his selfie stick in disgust" I'm an A grade military tactician" he squealed, eyeing Lieutenant Hargroves tent( that was shaking like a 300lb woman in a Texas Doorway), enviously " if that bastard Major Gordon won't promote me and if he keeps giving Captain Kamp all the medals..I'm going t desert..i hear they're looking for skilled latrine bucket emptiers in the 2nd Marguerites ( DaRouses Dildos).

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