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Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:49 pm
First topic message reminder :
While reading on William Greer on spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk, I found following statement, obviously, from book of JVB:
Well, I think it is impossible. Conspirators, whoever they were, couldn't have any materials on behaviour of certain SS agents under stress situation, since I believe the very SS did no perform such tests and studies (and thus failed a lot during November 22).
I find such claims from JVB indicates that her story is not 100% truth.
While reading on William Greer on spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk, I found following statement, obviously, from book of JVB:
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/JFKgreerW.htmLee (Harvey Oswald) told me that the driver’s habits (William Greer) had been studied, and a shot going off would cause him to brake, which would slow the vehicle down. This was desired because even this cabal feared Aristotle Onassis, who would send killers out to track down anyone who killed Jackie Kennedy, or so the rumor went – and besides, everybody liked Jackie and orders were out not to hit her. It was to spare Jackie that some very expert marksmen missed or delayed their shots that day in Dealey Plaza: she was in their line of sight a great deal of the time, according to David Ferrie, who got the report from Marcello's henchmen as soon as he arrived in the Houston area.
Well, I think it is impossible. Conspirators, whoever they were, couldn't have any materials on behaviour of certain SS agents under stress situation, since I believe the very SS did no perform such tests and studies (and thus failed a lot during November 22).
I find such claims from JVB indicates that her story is not 100% truth.
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Fri 05 Jul 2019, 12:30 am
It's about time the truth came out as to why I couldn't attend the JVB conference last year. I can't travel to the US. My life is in peril if I go there.
It all goes back to my time as a science prodigy at Pisspot Creek Elementary School. It was on the banks of Pisspot Creek shown in the map below, before the little prick, Pigsy Styehausen blew it up the year after I left, may he Rest in Pieces.
So anyway, I was representing Pisspot Creek Elementary at the Fair Dinkum You Beaut National Science Fair for Smart Arse Kids when I was approached by Dr. Bruce B. Broose, Jr. from the government science research board, the CSIRO. They had heard of my work on a koala virus cancer death ray aimed at culling 60's guitar heroes! My own family denies all of this to this day! Can you believe that?
BUT PEOPLE!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET INVOLVED IN GOVERNMENT PLOTS! YOUR OWN FAMILY SUPPRESSES ALL MEMORY OF WHAT HAPPENED AND CALLS YOU "CRAZY"!!! I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN MY GRAND KIDS FOR CRIPES SAKE! AND I AM NOT SHOUTING. I JUST HAVE POOR EYESIGHT AT RANDOM TIMES AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE BROWSER ZOOM FUNCTION, OKAY?
Now where was I? Oh yeah. Dr Broose.
Dr. Broose offered me a scholarship to continue my important research in the US!
So there I was, a poor kid from Pisspot Creek, Tasmania packed off to the New World and an unknown future in... Pie Town, New Mexico. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_Town,_New_Mexico
Now let me tell you, Pie Town had a population of almost 200!!!! You could count the inhabitants of Pisspot Creek on one hand, even after losing a few digits doing your chain saw juggling act at the annual talent quest! so you can imagine the hustle and bustle of this Big Smoke took some getting used to.
But that wasn't the only surprise in store. The research was "underground" and I was given a cover job at the local chicory factory, Oh Really's Chicory, Inc.
The truth must come out. I have set up a funding campaign at the usual place. Do you like cats? Did you know I invented a whole new breed? The Tasmanian Shorthair Erotic Albino. I was exporting them to buyers overseas until the authorities discovered that they were all going to Richard Gere under multiple aliases.
YES, I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GERBIL. THAT'S WHAT MY DETRACTORS HAVE ALWAYS CLAIMED. BUT IT'S NOT. IT"S A CAT, THE NAME OF THE FILE EVEN SAYS "CAT". AND BTW, WHOSE TAMPERING WITH MY EMAILS?
I'M SORRY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE THINKS IT'S A GERBIL! IT'S A TASMANIAN SHORTHAIR EROTIC ALBINO AND HAS THE STAMP OF APPROVAL FROM THE TASMANIAN BLIND SOCIETY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE EXPECT. I GIVE YOU ALL THESE PROOFS AND YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO GERBILS?
Richard Gere assured me he was a lover of the breed and was making sure they had a warm place to sleep at night. What a good man!
You are my dear dear friends. Remember, it is not about me. I am just a WITNESS, people. It is about getting the truth out, and you all give me the strength to carry on that quest. God bless you all!!! The trolls will never win!
Did I tell you all about Brian Farry?
Prior to commencing with Oh Really's I was standing in line at the post office to send a letter home to Pisspot Creek when all of a sudden this woman started talking to me in Basque. This was the cue I had been waiting for and I instinctively cried out the phrase I was given "Nire aerolabaingailua aingirez beteta dago" (my hovercraft is full of eels)
It was my contact here, Janice Joplin! Prior to hitting the big time, Janice dabbled in underground Koala experiments with a Dr. Herman Sherman, a Nazi who had come to the US through paperclip.
I won't deny it. There was an immediate attraction, even though Janice was married. She was now assigned to me so that she could sign me in and out of work when I had to go to the lab. It was all a tricky business, but I have the punch cards to prove it, thank the Lord!
I keep hearing the word "Ozzie" in my head??? Whose Ozzie? Who cares! This is a story about me and Janice and our attempts to perfect the Koala virus cancer death ray to assassinate Jimi Hemdrix!
Anyway, there was this guy who hung out at the lab sometimes. Brain Ferry, Turns out we had been in the same Tasmanian Squirrel League unit down at Burnie - the nearest unit I had to good ol' Pisspot Creek. His apartment reeked of koala poo, even though there were none in sight, Brian had a badass rep as someone not to mess with. And he hated guitar heroes with a purple passion. Legend has it he once bit the finger off a Dallas night club owner for playing a Duane Eddy record!
WHO JUST SAID I STOLE THIS STORY???? I CANNOT HELP IT IF MY STORY WAS PRE-EMPTIVELY ASSIMILATED BY A HOAXER!!!! I THINK SHE HAS BEEN HACKING MY EMAILS BEFORE I TYPE THEM! PLEASE! I AM A WITNESS HERE. HOW COULD SHE KNOW MORE THAN I DO??? I KNEW JANICE. I WAS THERE!!! I SMELT THE KOALA POO DAILY!!!
It is difficult. Dredging up these old memories can be painful, but I feel it is my duty to get the truthiness out there.
So now there were 4 of us working on the Koala virus cancer death ray, but there were others in and out of the lab checking on progress and giving orders. One such order was to test the latest version at the Pie Town Twilight Home for the Chronically Hispanic. I was appalled at this. It made no sense. How could you objectively decide if the death ray had worked, or if the sight of this 6 feet long piece of hardware aimed at them had literally scared them to death? Unfortunately my suggestion to test at the Pie Town Orphanage for Wayward Boys and Girls instead was over-ridden with disastrous consequences for the team. One of the Chronically Hispanic made a lunge and somehow caused the ray to reverse, hitting and killing Dr. Herman Sherman, charring half his body in the process. So now we had to send in a "clean up" crew to make the old-timers "forget", and to take Dr. Sherman's body home and make it look like a normal everyday death by "misadventure" from a nuclear particle accelerator.
I HAVE A GREEN GNOME GARDEN ORNAMENT THAT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY JANICE JOPLIN, PEOPLE WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? ASK ME ANYTHING. I WAS THERE. I CAN ANSWER!!!
I also once had George the Attack Rooster who was trained by the CIA to protect me when I was 5. I loved that rooster.
DID SOMEONE JUST CALL ME.A FRAUD!!!??? YOU ARE JUST LIKE THAT MCADAMS CROWD. THE ONES WHO CALL ME A FRAUD ARE THE ONES WHO NEVER ASK TO SEE MY EVIDENCE FILES! AND DON'T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN HACKED AND EMAILS ALTERED!!! I AM A WITNESS!!!! YET YOU EXPECT ME TO BE A RESEARCHER LIKE YOU, JANICE WAS A HERO!!! SHE FOUND OUT THAT THE PLOT TO KILL HENDRIX HAD BEEN SECRETLY SWITCHED TO THE BIG BOPPER AND SHE INFILTRATED THAT PLOT TO TRY AND STOP IT!!!. THE PLANE CRASH WAS JUST A COVER!!!! THE BIG BOPPER WAS SHOT WITH THE KOALA VIRUS CANCER DEATH RAY THAT ME AND JANICE HAD WORKED ON!!!! BUDDY HOLLY WAS HIT ACCIDENTALLY. HE RECOVERED AND RUNS THE PISSPOT CREEK HABERDASHERY AND HAIR REMOVAL CL!NIC NOW UNDER WITNESS PROTECTION!!!! IT'S ALL IN MY BOOK!!!!
BUT NOT THE ONE THAT MY MANAGER WROTE!!!!
PEEPS, GREAT NEWS I HAVE BEEN FULLY CORROBORATED IN DES HASSLER'S GROUND-BREAKING BOOK, DR HERMAN SHERMAN AND THE KOALA FACTORY!
JUDYTH? DID SOMEONE SAY JUDYTH? WHO IS JUDYTH??? WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP INTRODUCING RED HERRINGS? JANICE PEOPLE! IT WAS JANICE!!! SHE WAS A HERO!!!
It all goes back to my time as a science prodigy at Pisspot Creek Elementary School. It was on the banks of Pisspot Creek shown in the map below, before the little prick, Pigsy Styehausen blew it up the year after I left, may he Rest in Pieces.
So anyway, I was representing Pisspot Creek Elementary at the Fair Dinkum You Beaut National Science Fair for Smart Arse Kids when I was approached by Dr. Bruce B. Broose, Jr. from the government science research board, the CSIRO. They had heard of my work on a koala virus cancer death ray aimed at culling 60's guitar heroes! My own family denies all of this to this day! Can you believe that?
BUT PEOPLE!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET INVOLVED IN GOVERNMENT PLOTS! YOUR OWN FAMILY SUPPRESSES ALL MEMORY OF WHAT HAPPENED AND CALLS YOU "CRAZY"!!! I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN MY GRAND KIDS FOR CRIPES SAKE! AND I AM NOT SHOUTING. I JUST HAVE POOR EYESIGHT AT RANDOM TIMES AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE BROWSER ZOOM FUNCTION, OKAY?
Now where was I? Oh yeah. Dr Broose.
Dr. Broose offered me a scholarship to continue my important research in the US!
So there I was, a poor kid from Pisspot Creek, Tasmania packed off to the New World and an unknown future in... Pie Town, New Mexico. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_Town,_New_Mexico
Now let me tell you, Pie Town had a population of almost 200!!!! You could count the inhabitants of Pisspot Creek on one hand, even after losing a few digits doing your chain saw juggling act at the annual talent quest! so you can imagine the hustle and bustle of this Big Smoke took some getting used to.
But that wasn't the only surprise in store. The research was "underground" and I was given a cover job at the local chicory factory, Oh Really's Chicory, Inc.
The truth must come out. I have set up a funding campaign at the usual place. Do you like cats? Did you know I invented a whole new breed? The Tasmanian Shorthair Erotic Albino. I was exporting them to buyers overseas until the authorities discovered that they were all going to Richard Gere under multiple aliases.
YES, I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GERBIL. THAT'S WHAT MY DETRACTORS HAVE ALWAYS CLAIMED. BUT IT'S NOT. IT"S A CAT, THE NAME OF THE FILE EVEN SAYS "CAT". AND BTW, WHOSE TAMPERING WITH MY EMAILS?
I'M SORRY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE THINKS IT'S A GERBIL! IT'S A TASMANIAN SHORTHAIR EROTIC ALBINO AND HAS THE STAMP OF APPROVAL FROM THE TASMANIAN BLIND SOCIETY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE EXPECT. I GIVE YOU ALL THESE PROOFS AND YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO GERBILS?
Richard Gere assured me he was a lover of the breed and was making sure they had a warm place to sleep at night. What a good man!
You are my dear dear friends. Remember, it is not about me. I am just a WITNESS, people. It is about getting the truth out, and you all give me the strength to carry on that quest. God bless you all!!! The trolls will never win!
Did I tell you all about Brian Farry?
Prior to commencing with Oh Really's I was standing in line at the post office to send a letter home to Pisspot Creek when all of a sudden this woman started talking to me in Basque. This was the cue I had been waiting for and I instinctively cried out the phrase I was given "Nire aerolabaingailua aingirez beteta dago" (my hovercraft is full of eels)
It was my contact here, Janice Joplin! Prior to hitting the big time, Janice dabbled in underground Koala experiments with a Dr. Herman Sherman, a Nazi who had come to the US through paperclip.
I won't deny it. There was an immediate attraction, even though Janice was married. She was now assigned to me so that she could sign me in and out of work when I had to go to the lab. It was all a tricky business, but I have the punch cards to prove it, thank the Lord!
I keep hearing the word "Ozzie" in my head??? Whose Ozzie? Who cares! This is a story about me and Janice and our attempts to perfect the Koala virus cancer death ray to assassinate Jimi Hemdrix!
Anyway, there was this guy who hung out at the lab sometimes. Brain Ferry, Turns out we had been in the same Tasmanian Squirrel League unit down at Burnie - the nearest unit I had to good ol' Pisspot Creek. His apartment reeked of koala poo, even though there were none in sight, Brian had a badass rep as someone not to mess with. And he hated guitar heroes with a purple passion. Legend has it he once bit the finger off a Dallas night club owner for playing a Duane Eddy record!
WHO JUST SAID I STOLE THIS STORY???? I CANNOT HELP IT IF MY STORY WAS PRE-EMPTIVELY ASSIMILATED BY A HOAXER!!!! I THINK SHE HAS BEEN HACKING MY EMAILS BEFORE I TYPE THEM! PLEASE! I AM A WITNESS HERE. HOW COULD SHE KNOW MORE THAN I DO??? I KNEW JANICE. I WAS THERE!!! I SMELT THE KOALA POO DAILY!!!
It is difficult. Dredging up these old memories can be painful, but I feel it is my duty to get the truthiness out there.
So now there were 4 of us working on the Koala virus cancer death ray, but there were others in and out of the lab checking on progress and giving orders. One such order was to test the latest version at the Pie Town Twilight Home for the Chronically Hispanic. I was appalled at this. It made no sense. How could you objectively decide if the death ray had worked, or if the sight of this 6 feet long piece of hardware aimed at them had literally scared them to death? Unfortunately my suggestion to test at the Pie Town Orphanage for Wayward Boys and Girls instead was over-ridden with disastrous consequences for the team. One of the Chronically Hispanic made a lunge and somehow caused the ray to reverse, hitting and killing Dr. Herman Sherman, charring half his body in the process. So now we had to send in a "clean up" crew to make the old-timers "forget", and to take Dr. Sherman's body home and make it look like a normal everyday death by "misadventure" from a nuclear particle accelerator.
I HAVE A GREEN GNOME GARDEN ORNAMENT THAT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY JANICE JOPLIN, PEOPLE WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? ASK ME ANYTHING. I WAS THERE. I CAN ANSWER!!!
I also once had George the Attack Rooster who was trained by the CIA to protect me when I was 5. I loved that rooster.
DID SOMEONE JUST CALL ME.A FRAUD!!!??? YOU ARE JUST LIKE THAT MCADAMS CROWD. THE ONES WHO CALL ME A FRAUD ARE THE ONES WHO NEVER ASK TO SEE MY EVIDENCE FILES! AND DON'T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN HACKED AND EMAILS ALTERED!!! I AM A WITNESS!!!! YET YOU EXPECT ME TO BE A RESEARCHER LIKE YOU, JANICE WAS A HERO!!! SHE FOUND OUT THAT THE PLOT TO KILL HENDRIX HAD BEEN SECRETLY SWITCHED TO THE BIG BOPPER AND SHE INFILTRATED THAT PLOT TO TRY AND STOP IT!!!. THE PLANE CRASH WAS JUST A COVER!!!! THE BIG BOPPER WAS SHOT WITH THE KOALA VIRUS CANCER DEATH RAY THAT ME AND JANICE HAD WORKED ON!!!! BUDDY HOLLY WAS HIT ACCIDENTALLY. HE RECOVERED AND RUNS THE PISSPOT CREEK HABERDASHERY AND HAIR REMOVAL CL!NIC NOW UNDER WITNESS PROTECTION!!!! IT'S ALL IN MY BOOK!!!!
BUT NOT THE ONE THAT MY MANAGER WROTE!!!!
PEEPS, GREAT NEWS I HAVE BEEN FULLY CORROBORATED IN DES HASSLER'S GROUND-BREAKING BOOK, DR HERMAN SHERMAN AND THE KOALA FACTORY!
JUDYTH? DID SOMEONE SAY JUDYTH? WHO IS JUDYTH??? WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP INTRODUCING RED HERRINGS? JANICE PEOPLE! IT WAS JANICE!!! SHE WAS A HERO!!!
_________________
Australians don't mind criminals: It's successful bullshit artists we despise.
Lachie Hulme
-----------------------------
The Cold War ran on bullshit.
Me
"So what’s an independent-minded populist like me to do? I’ve had to grovel in promoting myself on social media, even begging for Amazon reviews and Goodreads ratings, to no avail." Don Jeffries
"I've been aware of Greg Parker's work for years, and strongly recommend it." Peter Dale Scott
https://gregrparker.com
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Fri 05 Jul 2019, 5:37 am
TRINE DAY PUBLISHERS
Room 101 Bernie Madoff Building
69 Rue Uri Geller
Bangui
Central African Republic
Dear "Mr Parker"
One of our crack investigative team, a Mr R Hooke( you might remember him from Trine Day's groundbreaking exposes Man v Herpes: The Final Frontier, Help my daddy was a shapeshifting leprechaun from the Fourth Dimension- The J Raymond Carroll Story and Hung Like An Elephant- I was Judyth the Ripper!!..Miss Juddufki Bakers amazing odyessey from the London freak show circuit t Joseph Merricks secret mistress t to her tragic suicide after the 5th and final Ripper murder) read your story with interest.
Although you have far more proof than our previous writers( who can forget Albert Doyle's sensational expose " I was Hitler's Other Ball!"..his only proof was a urine filled can of Furstenberg Lager, a summons from a Bavarian court t appear on an charge of gross indecency and a rather dog eared copy of Erektion!, a rather down market German pornographic magazine) and your story is far more credible than those we usually deal with we would be very interested in publishing your book.
We would insist on Trine Day-ifying your story( our editor in chief Ralph C Cinque has an excellent reputation. Who can forget his seminal " Shitting Blood" a full colour pop up book that bravely dealt with the taboo subject of vegetable induced rectal trauma. Mr Cinque is of course Texas's prize marrow grower and his giant courgettes have caused more intestinal ruptures than a Mouseketeers convention in Sanibel Island) For we at Trine Day have a reputation to uphold.
We pride ourselves on publishing the most outlandish trash and your story, in its current form at least, is just way too credible.
How about if you were the bastard offspring of Barbara Bush and a giant pterodactyl? Trine Day's nature expert Larry Rivera insists there is a breeding colony of the prehistoric birds living up his mother's amply upholstered rear end.
And he has the photos t prove it.
Forget the koalas what we want are sodomite aliens who kept you imprisoned in a S&M equipped flying saucer out in Area 51.
Most importantly we need a contract written in blood stipulating you personally witnessed Lee Oswald giving it t Judy Baker in the alley behind 544 Camp Street.
We will also provide you with some of Richard Charnins mathematically themed bondage gear( the guys a fucking demon with a studded protractor)..you will say Clay Shaw used them t beat you mercilesslywhile Lee and Judy watched until her glasses steamed up and his mastoidectomy scar went " Pop!"
At Trine Day we value integrity and historical accuracy above all.
If you feel you are Trine Day material please enclose a DNA sample in the attatched plastic envelope and give your bank account details, credit card numbers any insurance policies etc t the Nigerian gentleman who delivered this letter.
His name is Obuku Millegan, he is my cousin and the Finance Minister of Nigeria. He needs your details t help him transfer $15 million.
You will receive 20% commission when the transaction with Vary Baker Finance is complete.
Hoping to hear from you soon,
Peace Out
Kris Millegan
Room 101 Bernie Madoff Building
69 Rue Uri Geller
Bangui
Central African Republic
Dear "Mr Parker"
One of our crack investigative team, a Mr R Hooke( you might remember him from Trine Day's groundbreaking exposes Man v Herpes: The Final Frontier, Help my daddy was a shapeshifting leprechaun from the Fourth Dimension- The J Raymond Carroll Story and Hung Like An Elephant- I was Judyth the Ripper!!..Miss Juddufki Bakers amazing odyessey from the London freak show circuit t Joseph Merricks secret mistress t to her tragic suicide after the 5th and final Ripper murder) read your story with interest.
Although you have far more proof than our previous writers( who can forget Albert Doyle's sensational expose " I was Hitler's Other Ball!"..his only proof was a urine filled can of Furstenberg Lager, a summons from a Bavarian court t appear on an charge of gross indecency and a rather dog eared copy of Erektion!, a rather down market German pornographic magazine) and your story is far more credible than those we usually deal with we would be very interested in publishing your book.
We would insist on Trine Day-ifying your story( our editor in chief Ralph C Cinque has an excellent reputation. Who can forget his seminal " Shitting Blood" a full colour pop up book that bravely dealt with the taboo subject of vegetable induced rectal trauma. Mr Cinque is of course Texas's prize marrow grower and his giant courgettes have caused more intestinal ruptures than a Mouseketeers convention in Sanibel Island) For we at Trine Day have a reputation to uphold.
We pride ourselves on publishing the most outlandish trash and your story, in its current form at least, is just way too credible.
How about if you were the bastard offspring of Barbara Bush and a giant pterodactyl? Trine Day's nature expert Larry Rivera insists there is a breeding colony of the prehistoric birds living up his mother's amply upholstered rear end.
And he has the photos t prove it.
Forget the koalas what we want are sodomite aliens who kept you imprisoned in a S&M equipped flying saucer out in Area 51.
Most importantly we need a contract written in blood stipulating you personally witnessed Lee Oswald giving it t Judy Baker in the alley behind 544 Camp Street.
We will also provide you with some of Richard Charnins mathematically themed bondage gear( the guys a fucking demon with a studded protractor)..you will say Clay Shaw used them t beat you mercilesslywhile Lee and Judy watched until her glasses steamed up and his mastoidectomy scar went " Pop!"
At Trine Day we value integrity and historical accuracy above all.
If you feel you are Trine Day material please enclose a DNA sample in the attatched plastic envelope and give your bank account details, credit card numbers any insurance policies etc t the Nigerian gentleman who delivered this letter.
His name is Obuku Millegan, he is my cousin and the Finance Minister of Nigeria. He needs your details t help him transfer $15 million.
You will receive 20% commission when the transaction with Vary Baker Finance is complete.
Hoping to hear from you soon,
Peace Out
Kris Millegan
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Fri 05 Jul 2019, 11:23 am
Thank you, Kind Sir!
Is this the famous Mr Hooke of the investigative firm Hooke, Lane and Cinquer?
I did find Hung Like An Elephant- I was Judyth the Ripper!! a tad hard to swallow.
Had to wash it down with a jug of Dr. Ralph's Apple Cider Vinegar with Peppers and Goat Smegma.
Have emailed all my details to Obuku and await further instructions. Certainly, some of your ideas for my book have triggered many previously repressed memories and have helped explain how I came to invent the selfie stick!
Is this the famous Mr Hooke of the investigative firm Hooke, Lane and Cinquer?
I did find Hung Like An Elephant- I was Judyth the Ripper!! a tad hard to swallow.
Had to wash it down with a jug of Dr. Ralph's Apple Cider Vinegar with Peppers and Goat Smegma.
Have emailed all my details to Obuku and await further instructions. Certainly, some of your ideas for my book have triggered many previously repressed memories and have helped explain how I came to invent the selfie stick!
_________________
Australians don't mind criminals: It's successful bullshit artists we despise.
Lachie Hulme
-----------------------------
The Cold War ran on bullshit.
Me
"So what’s an independent-minded populist like me to do? I’ve had to grovel in promoting myself on social media, even begging for Amazon reviews and Goodreads ratings, to no avail." Don Jeffries
"I've been aware of Greg Parker's work for years, and strongly recommend it." Peter Dale Scott
https://gregrparker.com
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Join date : 2019-04-10
Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Fri 05 Jul 2019, 2:09 pm
No, sir you must be getting your Dickie Hookes confused( i believe that can be quite painful..ask Obuku..he'll sell you Trine Day's patented Judy's Jenital Juice..kills everything that makes you itchy or your $40000 back...that's the Kris Millegan guarantee..just dip yer Dickie in that and you'll be as fine as Fetzer in no time at all..)
This Dickie Hooke works exclusively for us..in fact Judy rustled him up from leftovers in Dave Ferries sink..a little rhesus monkey..a little baboon..a little of what Al Beauboeuf scraped off his shoe and a little of the magic Trine Day dust..you know the sort that turns borderline psychotic fantasists into "witnesses" mix em all up and before you could say Ed Haslams armpits we had ourselves our very own Dickie Hooke..
He's Trine Day's ace investigator..he brought us Leprosy! The Greg Burnham Story..one man's brave quest t solve the JFK assassination before his Dragos peeled off..he used so much Judy's Jenital Juice we thought he was fucking drinking it..thats what happened t Dickies greatest failure...
Peter Lemkin..erstwhile author of Trine Day's answer t Brian Wilson's " Smile" project..." the complete illustrated history of MK AsbestosUndies..the CIAs attempt to control the bowels of America"..Lemkin wouldnt fucking stop guzzling jugs of Judy's Jenital Juice. one after the other...it got so bad he interrupted one of our Assassination Conferences ( when Judy was tearfully recounting the night she turned JFKs and RFKs and Joe snrs marriage proposals down)...he leapt on the stage with a contraption that resembled the chastity belt Albert made Brian wear for the first 40 years of his life..and tried t milk Judy as if she was a cow..
He vanished that night and moved t Prague..you can find him there hanging upside down above the toilet he hasn't flushed for a decade mumbling about how the CIA invented new orifices just t put implants in..he's up t 17 bodily orifices now..but rather confusingly he claims he has 18 seperate implants..
You can't possibly have invented the selfie stick as we at Trine Day already hold the patent..one night after a party with Sparky, Leopoldo and Angelo Judy broke off the handle of one of Clay Bertrands whips and attached it t Lee's Minox camera t take a photo of them hanging out with Anna and David Lewis.. Carlos Marcello paid for a new whip incidentally..Judy treasured the photo..along with the samples shed carefully extracted from a sleeping Oswald after a night of passion in the bushes of Lafayette Park( Rafaelo the Archangel almost pissed on them!!)..but she lost the photo..and the samples when one of her American Cream Dogs used them t wipe it's asshole..the dogs were that intelligent!! One of them could recite War and Peace backwards while chasing it's tail!! Just like Dickie Hooke in fact!! Although he tends t recite Beverly Oliver's vital statistics..do you know she made an album? Of hymns..with her hand stuck up a ventriloquist dummies ass..Trine Day records are releasing a remastered version.. Stephen Gaal cut off his limbs and replaced them with table legs( from the Carousel club of course!) just so he could be the new dummy and have Beverly stick her hand up you know where..that's fucking dedication!! Or incipient paranoid schizophrenia..
Talking of samples..please take the pills Obuku has..it's just a little Trine Day initiation ceremony t welcome new authors t the Trine Day family...f you wake up in a pool of your own blood and faeces in a dingy hotel don't worry either..and remember Chauncey Holt lived for 70 years with only one kidney..
Peace Out
Kris
This Dickie Hooke works exclusively for us..in fact Judy rustled him up from leftovers in Dave Ferries sink..a little rhesus monkey..a little baboon..a little of what Al Beauboeuf scraped off his shoe and a little of the magic Trine Day dust..you know the sort that turns borderline psychotic fantasists into "witnesses" mix em all up and before you could say Ed Haslams armpits we had ourselves our very own Dickie Hooke..
He's Trine Day's ace investigator..he brought us Leprosy! The Greg Burnham Story..one man's brave quest t solve the JFK assassination before his Dragos peeled off..he used so much Judy's Jenital Juice we thought he was fucking drinking it..thats what happened t Dickies greatest failure...
Peter Lemkin..erstwhile author of Trine Day's answer t Brian Wilson's " Smile" project..." the complete illustrated history of MK AsbestosUndies..the CIAs attempt to control the bowels of America"..Lemkin wouldnt fucking stop guzzling jugs of Judy's Jenital Juice. one after the other...it got so bad he interrupted one of our Assassination Conferences ( when Judy was tearfully recounting the night she turned JFKs and RFKs and Joe snrs marriage proposals down)...he leapt on the stage with a contraption that resembled the chastity belt Albert made Brian wear for the first 40 years of his life..and tried t milk Judy as if she was a cow..
He vanished that night and moved t Prague..you can find him there hanging upside down above the toilet he hasn't flushed for a decade mumbling about how the CIA invented new orifices just t put implants in..he's up t 17 bodily orifices now..but rather confusingly he claims he has 18 seperate implants..
You can't possibly have invented the selfie stick as we at Trine Day already hold the patent..one night after a party with Sparky, Leopoldo and Angelo Judy broke off the handle of one of Clay Bertrands whips and attached it t Lee's Minox camera t take a photo of them hanging out with Anna and David Lewis.. Carlos Marcello paid for a new whip incidentally..Judy treasured the photo..along with the samples shed carefully extracted from a sleeping Oswald after a night of passion in the bushes of Lafayette Park( Rafaelo the Archangel almost pissed on them!!)..but she lost the photo..and the samples when one of her American Cream Dogs used them t wipe it's asshole..the dogs were that intelligent!! One of them could recite War and Peace backwards while chasing it's tail!! Just like Dickie Hooke in fact!! Although he tends t recite Beverly Oliver's vital statistics..do you know she made an album? Of hymns..with her hand stuck up a ventriloquist dummies ass..Trine Day records are releasing a remastered version.. Stephen Gaal cut off his limbs and replaced them with table legs( from the Carousel club of course!) just so he could be the new dummy and have Beverly stick her hand up you know where..that's fucking dedication!! Or incipient paranoid schizophrenia..
Talking of samples..please take the pills Obuku has..it's just a little Trine Day initiation ceremony t welcome new authors t the Trine Day family...f you wake up in a pool of your own blood and faeces in a dingy hotel don't worry either..and remember Chauncey Holt lived for 70 years with only one kidney..
Peace Out
Kris
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Famous 1st Law of Doppelganging
" To answer your question I ALWAYS look for mundane reasons for seeming anomalies before considering sinister explanations. Only a fool would do otherwise. And I'm no fool" The esteemed Professor Larsen From his soon to be published self help book " The Trough of Enlightenment "( Trine Day Foreword Vince Palamara)
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Fri 05 Jul 2019, 4:52 pm
You can't possibly have invented the selfie stick as we at Trine Day already hold the patent.
THAT'S not a selfie stick!
THIS is a selfie srick!
Oh wait....
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Sat 06 Jul 2019, 6:22 pm
Little miss Judy muffet
Sat on a Finnish tuffet
Wonderin' what Lee would say
The CIA sent a spider
Sat down beside her
And her dear friends must pay..
The dreaded Helsinki vampire spiders strike again!!
Sat on a Finnish tuffet
Wonderin' what Lee would say
The CIA sent a spider
Sat down beside her
And her dear friends must pay..
The dreaded Helsinki vampire spiders strike again!!
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For every HARVEY there must be an equal and opposite LEE
Professor Sandy Isaac Newton Laverne Shirley Fonzie Larsen's
Famous 1st Law of Doppelganging
" To answer your question I ALWAYS look for mundane reasons for seeming anomalies before considering sinister explanations. Only a fool would do otherwise. And I'm no fool" The esteemed Professor Larsen From his soon to be published self help book " The Trough of Enlightenment "( Trine Day Foreword Vince Palamara)
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Sat 06 Jul 2019, 7:50 pm
LOLalex wilson wrote:Little miss Judy muffet
Sat on a Finnish tuffet
Wonderin' what Lee would say
The CIA sent a spider
Sat down beside her
And her dear friends must pay..
The dreaded Helsinki vampire spiders strike again!!
Just when you think her supporters can't get any dumber...
That's not a spider bite...
That's not cellulitis...
But she did realize at some point that the photo shows the real problem.
Because in the discussion, she says...
yes, two small puncture holes...but had to get on the plane right way... the SOCK ON MY LEG made a pressure mark, and that is how the cellulitis got going...however, the bite itself was quite painful .
No dear. you know full well that what the photo shows is the elastic pressure mark from your sock which has caused venous excema. Cellulitis leaves the skin swollen and SHINY.
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Sat 06 Jul 2019, 7:54 pm
Varicose eczema is usually caused by increased pressure in the leg veins.
When the small valves in the veins stop working properly, it's difficult for blood to be pushed upwards against gravity and it can leak backwards.
This increases the pressure in the veins, which can cause fluid to leak into the surrounding tissue. It's thought that varicose eczema may develop as a result of the immune system reacting to this fluid.
Varicose eczema is more common in people with varicose veins, as these are also often a sign that the leg veins aren't working properly.
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/varicose-eczema/
When the small valves in the veins stop working properly, it's difficult for blood to be pushed upwards against gravity and it can leak backwards.
This increases the pressure in the veins, which can cause fluid to leak into the surrounding tissue. It's thought that varicose eczema may develop as a result of the immune system reacting to this fluid.
Varicose eczema is more common in people with varicose veins, as these are also often a sign that the leg veins aren't working properly.
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/varicose-eczema/
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Sat 06 Jul 2019, 8:02 pm
I wish i had taken a photo the last time i visited Evelyn Doyle- Sanibel Islands 3rd most hygienic prostitute..she's known as the Human Vacuum Cleaner..and quite rightly too...her suction capacity is just incredible..
Anyhoo..last time i visited i left covered in teeth marks..my groin looked like the Sanibel Island Erotic Tap dancers had been practicing their famous Flashdance routine..alas however a rather stern faced Sanibel Island jurist didn't see the funny side when a delirious Brian Doyle was found en pointe outside the Sanibel Island Remedial Kindergarten waving a soiled pair of glittery panties above his head..leaving nothing and i mean NOTHING t the imagination..
" But your honour" he was heard t wail as he was manhandled towards the cells by 4 beefy Hispanic court officers " i thought Flashdance meant we exposed ourselves while we boogied.."
As i was saying..if i had a photo of my pulverised groin i could have posted it with the punchline..
"That's not a spider bite...
THIS is a spider bite.."
Anyhoo..last time i visited i left covered in teeth marks..my groin looked like the Sanibel Island Erotic Tap dancers had been practicing their famous Flashdance routine..alas however a rather stern faced Sanibel Island jurist didn't see the funny side when a delirious Brian Doyle was found en pointe outside the Sanibel Island Remedial Kindergarten waving a soiled pair of glittery panties above his head..leaving nothing and i mean NOTHING t the imagination..
" But your honour" he was heard t wail as he was manhandled towards the cells by 4 beefy Hispanic court officers " i thought Flashdance meant we exposed ourselves while we boogied.."
As i was saying..if i had a photo of my pulverised groin i could have posted it with the punchline..
"That's not a spider bite...
THIS is a spider bite.."
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Sat 06 Jul 2019, 8:15 pm
I can understand why you never took the photo. The angle of the dangle can be tricky. You should have asked Sanibel's 11th most hygienic hippie if you could borrow his selfie stick. He keeps it in it's shaft so it is handy for just such emergencies.alex wilson wrote:I wish i had taken a photo the last time i visited Evelyn Doyle- Sanibel Islands 3rd most hygienic prostitute..she's known as the Human Vacuum Cleaner..and quite rightly too...her suction capacity is just incredible..
Anyhoo..last time i visited i left covered in teeth marks..my groin looked like the Sanibel Island Erotic Tap dancers had been practicing their famous Flashdance routine..alas however a rather stern faced Sanibel Island jurist didn't see the funny side when a delirious Brian Doyle was found en pointe outside the Sanibel Island Remedial Kindergarten waving a soiled pair of glittery panties above his head..leaving nothing and i mean NOTHING t the imagination..
" But your honour" he was heard t wail as he was manhandled towards the cells by 4 beefy Hispanic court officers " i thought Flashdance meant we exposed ourselves while we boogied.."
As i was saying..if i had a photo of my pulverised groin i could have posted it with the punchline..
"That's not a spider bite...
THIS is a spider bite.."
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Sat 06 Jul 2019, 8:15 pm
..i mean for fuck sake.. BITTEN BY A SPIDER WHILE SITTING ON A BENCH IN FINLAND!!!..is she channelling the Carry On scriptwriters...
Carry On...Spying...Kenneth Williams and Charlie Hawtrey as two bumbling MI5 agents chasing a suspected double agent Miss Lucie di Pussi( who else but Hattie Jacques or maybe Bella Emberg could make her Carry On debut).daughter of a crossdressing Albanian nobleman..who inadvertently swallowed a secret formula when she felched her bi sexual lover Timmy Rimmi( Peter Butterworth).
He had stuffed it up his ass..mistaking it for a rather exotically shaped carrott..
For fuck sake..spider bites in Finland..she's becoming almost impossible t parody
I've no sympathy for the suckers who buy her bullshit..its only lucky they weren't born in Germany back in the day..stupidity like that would have guaranteed them a one way trip in the Magic Gas Van..
Carry On...Spying...Kenneth Williams and Charlie Hawtrey as two bumbling MI5 agents chasing a suspected double agent Miss Lucie di Pussi( who else but Hattie Jacques or maybe Bella Emberg could make her Carry On debut).daughter of a crossdressing Albanian nobleman..who inadvertently swallowed a secret formula when she felched her bi sexual lover Timmy Rimmi( Peter Butterworth).
He had stuffed it up his ass..mistaking it for a rather exotically shaped carrott..
For fuck sake..spider bites in Finland..she's becoming almost impossible t parody
I've no sympathy for the suckers who buy her bullshit..its only lucky they weren't born in Germany back in the day..stupidity like that would have guaranteed them a one way trip in the Magic Gas Van..
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Sat 06 Jul 2019, 8:29 pm
...great legs by the way Judy...more and more she's beginning t resemble an exhibit from the Texas State Penitentiary Wizard of Oz museum..
A hand made model of the Wicked Witch of the West.a haunted shriveled wretch ..covered in mushroom shaped septic warts and puncture marks of a whole other sort..if you catch my drift... paper mache courtesy of the Death Row Bitches.. The model was made by a rather eccentric surgeon whose serving 20 life sentences for performing cosmetic procedures ,sans anesthetic, trying t turn Filipino rent boys into his beloved deceased mother.
The whole Judy saga is starting t give me the creeps..
A hand made model of the Wicked Witch of the West.a haunted shriveled wretch ..covered in mushroom shaped septic warts and puncture marks of a whole other sort..if you catch my drift... paper mache courtesy of the Death Row Bitches.. The model was made by a rather eccentric surgeon whose serving 20 life sentences for performing cosmetic procedures ,sans anesthetic, trying t turn Filipino rent boys into his beloved deceased mother.
The whole Judy saga is starting t give me the creeps..
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For every HARVEY there must be an equal and opposite LEE
Professor Sandy Isaac Newton Laverne Shirley Fonzie Larsen's
Famous 1st Law of Doppelganging
" To answer your question I ALWAYS look for mundane reasons for seeming anomalies before considering sinister explanations. Only a fool would do otherwise. And I'm no fool" The esteemed Professor Larsen From his soon to be published self help book " The Trough of Enlightenment "( Trine Day Foreword Vince Palamara)
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Sat 06 Jul 2019, 8:31 pm
I do note that no one took her hint for more money, so there is a scintilla of hope.alex wilson wrote:..i mean for fuck sake.. BITTEN BY A SPIDER WHILE SITTING ON A BENCH IN FINLAND!!!..is she channelling the Carry On scriptwriters...
Carry On...Spying...Kenneth Williams and Charlie Hawtrey as two bumbling MI5 agents chasing a suspected double agent Miss Lucie di Pussi( who else but Hattie Jacques or maybe Bella Emberg could make her Carry On debut).daughter of a crossdressing Albanian nobleman..who inadvertently swallowed a secret formula when she felched her bi sexual lover Timmy Rimmi( Peter Butterworth).
He had stuffed it up his ass..mistaking it for a rather exotically shaped carrott..
For fuck sake..spider bites in Finland..she's becoming almost impossible t parody
I've no sympathy for the suckers who buy her bullshit..its only lucky they weren't born in Germany back in the day..stupidity like that would have guaranteed them a one way trip in the Magic Gas Van..
But on the other hand, the magnitude of odds involved here apparently is strong evidence of foul play, according to a few of them. So maybe forget that scintilla of hope after all.
I think she may in fact, just be bored abroad and is making this bullshit up just to test the limits...
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Sat 06 Jul 2019, 9:08 pm
That's a pretty astute observation Greg. After all isn't she a polymath with an IQ OF 200+..she's probably amusing herself while reinforcing her sense of superiority and invulnerabilty..she can make up the wildest wackiest shit..bitten by a toupee wearing( just like Dave Ferrie) musical theatre loving tarantula called Terence..and the rubes back home will buy it..in fact they'll be clamouring t send her money.
The disciples are just as fucked up as the prophet..its a symbiotic relationship fulfilling the other's fantasies. Fuck reality..in fact Judy's Magical Hysterectomy Tour is a defence against the intrusions of reality.
Judy makes her disciples feel special..basking in her historical aura while confirming their twisted world views.An uneasy marriage of religious fundamentalism and anti government conspiracism..
While Judy gets t become the person she believes she should have been..she gets t live the life she felt she had been denied.
Instead of a drab nondescript Louisiana housewife with a vivid imagination she is a world historical figure. A woman whose felt history brush up against her perfect peachy cheek. A beautiful woman..a medical progidy with the soul of a poet.
Tragic lover..
It sure beats a life of bland suburban conformity..being threatened by Sam Giancana sounds far more romantic than simply not having the chops.
The cancer stuff is not just bullshit it's laughable embarrassing bullshit.
Imagine a cooking show..In the Kitchen with Judy and Dave..let's weaponise some mouse tumours then add a light parsley sauce...perfect with white wine and Proloid..
She's learned from Armstrong and Armstrong's learned from her..they're both operate secretive cults with a bunker mentality..if people attack them it only proves they are right..and if they stay silent they have no answer.
Satire and mockery is THE best weapon. Make them sound as ridiculous as they are..Attacking them only bolsters their credibility in the eyes of their devotees.
Laughter is the one sound they can't silence with bullshit..
I know it's an extremely unpleasant vision but imagine Judy as the headmaster in his underpants..
Treat this disgraceful con woman with the contempt she deserves.
But keep it light..keep it humorous..don't feed the martyr complex folks..
Greg, you know how much i admire your dedication t the facts, and your posts were dead on..of course they weren't spider bites..but i think its a mistake t treat her seriously..she can twist anything..distort any facts then put on her persecuted genius mask.
Humour does far more damage. Treat her with ridicule because her story is ridiculous..i mean its nauseating poorly conceived and atrociously written garbage.
The worst sort of exploitative tabloid tat.
Treat her with derision..its what she deserves. She's attempted t profit, financially, spiritually and psychically from a profound tragedy.
She's exploited the breach Fetzer White and co carved out with their preposterous alterationist nonsense..
End of rant..
I'm off t smear myself in butter and run through the Glasgow Zoo insect house..maybe I'll get lucky..
The disciples are just as fucked up as the prophet..its a symbiotic relationship fulfilling the other's fantasies. Fuck reality..in fact Judy's Magical Hysterectomy Tour is a defence against the intrusions of reality.
Judy makes her disciples feel special..basking in her historical aura while confirming their twisted world views.An uneasy marriage of religious fundamentalism and anti government conspiracism..
While Judy gets t become the person she believes she should have been..she gets t live the life she felt she had been denied.
Instead of a drab nondescript Louisiana housewife with a vivid imagination she is a world historical figure. A woman whose felt history brush up against her perfect peachy cheek. A beautiful woman..a medical progidy with the soul of a poet.
Tragic lover..
It sure beats a life of bland suburban conformity..being threatened by Sam Giancana sounds far more romantic than simply not having the chops.
The cancer stuff is not just bullshit it's laughable embarrassing bullshit.
Imagine a cooking show..In the Kitchen with Judy and Dave..let's weaponise some mouse tumours then add a light parsley sauce...perfect with white wine and Proloid..
She's learned from Armstrong and Armstrong's learned from her..they're both operate secretive cults with a bunker mentality..if people attack them it only proves they are right..and if they stay silent they have no answer.
Satire and mockery is THE best weapon. Make them sound as ridiculous as they are..Attacking them only bolsters their credibility in the eyes of their devotees.
Laughter is the one sound they can't silence with bullshit..
I know it's an extremely unpleasant vision but imagine Judy as the headmaster in his underpants..
Treat this disgraceful con woman with the contempt she deserves.
But keep it light..keep it humorous..don't feed the martyr complex folks..
Greg, you know how much i admire your dedication t the facts, and your posts were dead on..of course they weren't spider bites..but i think its a mistake t treat her seriously..she can twist anything..distort any facts then put on her persecuted genius mask.
Humour does far more damage. Treat her with ridicule because her story is ridiculous..i mean its nauseating poorly conceived and atrociously written garbage.
The worst sort of exploitative tabloid tat.
Treat her with derision..its what she deserves. She's attempted t profit, financially, spiritually and psychically from a profound tragedy.
She's exploited the breach Fetzer White and co carved out with their preposterous alterationist nonsense..
End of rant..
I'm off t smear myself in butter and run through the Glasgow Zoo insect house..maybe I'll get lucky..
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For every HARVEY there must be an equal and opposite LEE
Professor Sandy Isaac Newton Laverne Shirley Fonzie Larsen's
Famous 1st Law of Doppelganging
" To answer your question I ALWAYS look for mundane reasons for seeming anomalies before considering sinister explanations. Only a fool would do otherwise. And I'm no fool" The esteemed Professor Larsen From his soon to be published self help book " The Trough of Enlightenment "( Trine Day Foreword Vince Palamara)
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Joy of joys A J Webermans less attractive twin sister emerges from a cloud of tie dyed incense..
He's got some fucking nerve..Judy Bakers main enabler..the man who kick started the whole Judy Baker scam.
The slightest whiff of fame or notoriety and any integrity morality and critical faculty goes sailing out the window faster than a doobie when Norbert the Narc comes a knocking.
Hey Brian look at that face..that'll be you in 10 years..if the CIA don't get you first that is..i heard the chaps at Fort Detrick are working t weaponise selfie sticks and pink zen sandals.
After all you've singlehandedly outwitted the entire US intelligence community
He's got some fucking nerve..Judy Bakers main enabler..the man who kick started the whole Judy Baker scam.
The slightest whiff of fame or notoriety and any integrity morality and critical faculty goes sailing out the window faster than a doobie when Norbert the Narc comes a knocking.
Hey Brian look at that face..that'll be you in 10 years..if the CIA don't get you first that is..i heard the chaps at Fort Detrick are working t weaponise selfie sticks and pink zen sandals.
After all you've singlehandedly outwitted the entire US intelligence community
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Bosworth Field 1485
Is that a doppelganger in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Artist, poet, polymath, cancer research prodigy Judyth Vary Baker's first words to Lee HARVEY Oswald. New Orleans April 1963
For every HARVEY there must be an equal and opposite LEE
Professor Sandy Isaac Newton Laverne Shirley Fonzie Larsen's
Famous 1st Law of Doppelganging
" To answer your question I ALWAYS look for mundane reasons for seeming anomalies before considering sinister explanations. Only a fool would do otherwise. And I'm no fool" The esteemed Professor Larsen From his soon to be published self help book " The Trough of Enlightenment "( Trine Day Foreword Vince Palamara)
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"Asking for donations was my only recourse,"
No it wasn't. Suing Olney University for negligence was the first and best option. Unless of course, there was nothing to sue them for.
"also came here (Serbia) for cheaper physical therapy."
Good idea! Go to a country that has a broke, broken and corrupt health system where even the locals prefer folk remedies to their own doctors and hospitals.
Again I am blown away...
but please dear Judyth... watch out for those Serbian spiders....
UPDATE ON NECK INJURY: As you know, operation was canceled due to an aneurysm: trying other options, after rejecting $$$ injections that proved ineffective & possibly dangerous. Now feel I need your permission, dear friends who sent donations to help, if it's OK to get a mobility cart to help get around. Can no longer walk very far, and condition is not improving. If you do not agree as to the use of these funds for that reason, for a refund, please write to judythvarybaker@gmail.com and will return your contribution, or any part of it you deem proper. Asking for donations was my only recourse, but it is my responsibility to report to you how it's been used. Thank you for being my friends, and for all you've done to help! Will have to use some therapy methods from now on, to try to keep as mobile as possible & also save use of my arms, but walking very far is now difficult. Therapy costs will be part of my life from now on, but to be able to get to a grocery store safely will also be a problem without mobility help. So hopefully, it is okay with you if I get a mobility cart? Please let me know!<3
Am currently living in a country outside the EU [Serbia] due to the 90 day rule.. as you know, every 90- days must leave the EU....it is very hard here as sidewalks and streets are hard to navigate for disabled people... in areas where I can afford to live...also came here for cheaper physical therapy....can't walk very far...made me realize that by winter, it will be impossible to use a sled through the snow to go get groceries in Sweden!
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Culture of healthcare in Serbia
The culture of healthcare in Serbia may be considered very corrupt.[11] Self care is mainly practiced when a patient is already ill versus as a preventative measure. Care is usually sought from healthcare professionals such as doctors or nurses where bribes are commonly expected, but some folk medications are used such as teas, vinegar, herbs, and vitamins. Changes in activity levels such as more rest or increased exercise are sometimes used as curative measures for illness, and perceived causes of illness may be improper diet or fate.[12] Hjelm, Bard, Nyberg, and Apelqvist (2005) state that most former Yugoslavians feel health is not the absence of disease, but rather it is “wealth and the most important thing in life…to have enough strength” (p. 51).
Serbian public health system had lack of funds for decades, although medical staff are well-trained. Some of the equipment and facilities are outdated, but doctors generally try to do their best with the available resources.
Healthcare in Serbia is available to all citizens and registered long-term residents. When you arrive to Serbia, it would be best to check with your employer how your health insurance is regulated. To find out whether your country has a bilateral agreement on health insurance with Serbia, check out this link.
http://movetobelgrade.com/know-the-basics/health-emergency/
Medical Cost for Expats
The fact is that expats are expected to pay medical costs in Serbia unless your insurance is included under the bilateral health insurance treaty agreement between your home country and Serbia.
Citizens of Austria, Belgium, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Croatia, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Italy, Luxembourg, Macedonia and the Netherlands, have their health care expenses covered in both Serbia and their home country.
Bulgaria, Hungary, Poland, Slovakia and UK citizens' health care expenses are covered in the country where a person temporarily resides.
For Switzerland and Scandinavian citizens, healthcare expenses are only covered in their home country, but they may apply for reimbursement of any expenses incurred in Serbia.
These groups of citizens can enjoy medical protection in all public healthcare institutions, provided that they are registered with the HIF.
http://www.expatfinder.com/serbia/expat-guides/article/healthcare-in-serbia/440
"Asking for donations was my only recourse,"
No it wasn't. Suing Olney University for negligence was the first and best option. Unless of course, there was nothing to sue them for.
"also came here (Serbia) for cheaper physical therapy."
Good idea! Go to a country that has a broke, broken and corrupt health system where even the locals prefer folk remedies to their own doctors and hospitals.
Again I am blown away...
but please dear Judyth... watch out for those Serbian spiders....
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Wed 17 Jul 2019, 3:14 pm
Judyth has ordered her mobility cart.
Handy for getting the groceries in.
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Wed 17 Jul 2019, 3:22 pm
steely dan wrote:Judyth has ordered her mobility cart.
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Wed 17 Jul 2019, 6:09 pm
Amazing that she has so many loyal supporters.
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Thu 18 Jul 2019, 3:08 pm
To disguise the opulence I understand she's requested a tartan finish....and a handle on the roof. Donations are welcome to have the cart shipped stateside, ready for some grocery shopping in Dallas late November.greg parker wrote:steely dan wrote:Judyth has ordered her mobility cart.
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Thu 18 Jul 2019, 4:21 pm
Such a Christian soul. I am choking up.
Judyth "Didn't even take ONE of the pain killers they prescribed, though have kept them if the pain gets too bad in the future or to donate to someone in need who is poorer than I am."
Judyth "Didn't even take ONE of the pain killers they prescribed, though have kept them if the pain gets too bad in the future or to donate to someone in need who is poorer than I am."
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"I've been aware of Greg Parker's work for years, and strongly recommend it." Peter Dale Scott
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Thu 18 Jul 2019, 4:46 pm
These pills MUST be rushed to Sanibel...Brian's head is about to explode!!greg parker wrote:Such a Christian soul. I am choking up.
Judyth "Didn't even take ONE of the pain killers they prescribed, though have kept them if the pain gets too bad in the future or to donate to someone in need who is poorer than I am."
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Thu 18 Jul 2019, 5:26 pm
Oh FFS's let's all donate pain killers - that'll cure the worlds ills. What a caring soul she is. I'm choking up but it's because I'm vomiting.
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Re: Judyth Baker - a credible source?
Thu 18 Jul 2019, 7:48 pm
Next they'll be cryptic reports of a mysterious car crash in a Paris tunnel..strange unmarked white vans seen speeding off..reports that Queen Elizabeth had an affair with an Indiana television repair man back in the 40s..
The CIA/MI6/Mossad/ Freemasons/ Illuminati/ Lizard people had t kill our brave Judy because she was really heir t the British throne..
Why not? Most of her brain dead zombie hordes would probably buy it and send her money for her coronation robes made by the famous fashion house of Dammegard....Queen Judyth I from beyond the grave....
She's in Serbia eh? Where's old Slobodan Milosevic when you need him?..Come back the Black Hand..Apis..Princip and all..everythings forgiven...
I just checked her Facebook page Santa fucking Maria.....where does she find these suckers?..Petitions t Yahweh(!)..pictures of Judy with a healing "green aura" round her neck..she looks like she's come back from a gangbang with Slimer and Kermit the Frog..now theres a gif worth seeing!! Not only that she compares herself t Roger fucking Federer..what does a 38 year old Swiss tennis star have in common with a downmarket 77 year old grifter who cold blooded cons people by brazenly lying about her involvement with the JFK assassination?
She's fucking despicable and if her marks are that dumb I'm afraid i have little sympathy.
Martin Shackelford has some fucking nerve showing his face.
He and handsome Howie Platzman kick started this whole fiasco. The pair of them were probably overwhelmed a woman( and i use the term in the loosest possible sense as Judy resembles a rutting gnu) spoke t them without asking for their credit card details first...oh wait..
Shackelford belongs on a Government Health warning Don't smoke Doobies..This could be you kids!!
And Platzman..well what can you say..maybe wanking 30 times a day does stunt yer growth after all..put him Brian and LarryTrotterImage on a poster and abstinence rates will go through the roof..
The CIA/MI6/Mossad/ Freemasons/ Illuminati/ Lizard people had t kill our brave Judy because she was really heir t the British throne..
Why not? Most of her brain dead zombie hordes would probably buy it and send her money for her coronation robes made by the famous fashion house of Dammegard....Queen Judyth I from beyond the grave....
She's in Serbia eh? Where's old Slobodan Milosevic when you need him?..Come back the Black Hand..Apis..Princip and all..everythings forgiven...
I just checked her Facebook page Santa fucking Maria.....where does she find these suckers?..Petitions t Yahweh(!)..pictures of Judy with a healing "green aura" round her neck..she looks like she's come back from a gangbang with Slimer and Kermit the Frog..now theres a gif worth seeing!! Not only that she compares herself t Roger fucking Federer..what does a 38 year old Swiss tennis star have in common with a downmarket 77 year old grifter who cold blooded cons people by brazenly lying about her involvement with the JFK assassination?
She's fucking despicable and if her marks are that dumb I'm afraid i have little sympathy.
Martin Shackelford has some fucking nerve showing his face.
He and handsome Howie Platzman kick started this whole fiasco. The pair of them were probably overwhelmed a woman( and i use the term in the loosest possible sense as Judy resembles a rutting gnu) spoke t them without asking for their credit card details first...oh wait..
Shackelford belongs on a Government Health warning Don't smoke Doobies..This could be you kids!!
And Platzman..well what can you say..maybe wanking 30 times a day does stunt yer growth after all..put him Brian and LarryTrotterImage on a poster and abstinence rates will go through the roof..
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