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by alex_wilson
on Mon 28 Jun 2021, 7:53 pm
 
Search in: Debunked!
Topic: the mullberry bush
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the mullberry bush

Following in the great MI6/ BBC Light Entertainment tradition of wacky comedic doppelgangers( like Cannon and Ball, an edgy anarcho syndicalist duo and of course the Two Ronnies, Guy Burgess's tribute to his erstwhile employers.." Since I spent most of my time in Broadcasting House juggling pairs of misshapen hairless scrotums , I thought to myself " Guy, old darling if you never achieve anything else in your sordid debauched existence,at least you'll have the comfort of knowing you brought a little excitement into the drab monotonous existence of 18 million or so of your fellow Brits... you managed to get them to leave their humdrum Saturday night routines.. pints of beer and pickled onions and their drunken fumbles with their ghastly wives ... for that magical 45 minutes on BBC One you brought the joys of a Soho public lavatory into the living rooms of Middle England..after watching a couple of hairless balls bouncing up and down in front of them , they slump back, exhausted but elated with streams of warm salty liquid trickling down their faces") the great impresario of the conspiratorial, James Gordon, is proud to present the Two Johnnies, Comical Johnny and Clinical Johnny...

Clinical Johnny " Hey Johnny? Did you know Marina Oswald was one of the first women to get involved with #MeToo?"

Comical Johnny" Duh! No kidding? Why was that Johnny? Was it because she was a KGB honey pot?"

Clinical Johnny" Don't be a silly Johnny!! It's because she married LEE but ended up in bed with a HARVEY!"..

Comical Johnny " Hey Johnny you've not been reading the copy of the Joy of Sex Jimbo Baggins had translated into Elvish again?"

Clinical Johnny " No Johnny, why do you ask?"

Comical Johnny " oh I dunno.. a wild guess perhaps.. I mean why else would you be dressed up like a Transylvanian Elvis impersonator with a bolt stuck into your neck..."

Clinical Johnny " Silly Johnny!! You know Jimbo Baggins is taking us to see Mr Armstrong later today?"

Comical Johnny " Sure do! I've got some new research to show him ..Edwin Ekdahl's 3rd cousin twice removed once worked as Allen Dulles dad gardener!! The gardener was called HARVEY Ekdahl and Mr Dulles had a statue of General LEE he made HARVEY clean every month..i'm  really excited..it looks like the Oswald Project started even earlier than we suspected..but that doesn't answer my question"

Clinical Johnny " You mean why am I standing here stark naked except for a cape, an Elvis wig , a Dracula mask with the bolt Professor Larsen fastened to my neck with a Dremel drill? I thought that was obvious.. I want to show Mr Armstrong my new theory..A lot of people impersonate Elvis right? And Dracula was an undead vampire from Transylvania, right? And mastoidectomy scars look a lot like vampire bites ."

Comical Johnny " I like where you are going with this Johnny"

Clinical Johnny " Yes, itsi some of my best work ..right up with see through flatheaded superleg Phil Willis and the Cut apart policeman*...I'm convinced that when HARVEY was shot LEE and mysterious Marge switched with Elvis and Priscilla Presley, becoming undead bloodsucking vampires... breaking into HARVEYs vault to give him his " fake Mastoidectomy scar"...Elvis and Priscilla moved in to a CIA safe house with the Babushka Lady, Marita Lorenz and the other Mary Pinchot Meyer"

Comical Johnny " That makes sense to me.. perhaps too much sense... maybe it needs a bit of fine tuning, a couple of conspiring Nazi war criminals perhaps,..but why are you naked ?"

Clinical Johnny " Silly Johnny i'm always naked!! And so are you! "

Comical Johnny " Duh! So I am"

* An actual John Butler " theory"

Comical Johnny " Johnny, can I ask you a quick question?"

Clinical Johnny " Sure Johnny! Ask away!"

Comical Johnny "  Why have you put LEE and HARVEY Oswald facemasks onto your favourite Star Wars action figures? I thought we agreed HARVEY came from Hungary, he wasn't half Wookie bounty hunter from the planet Kashyyyk and i'm pretty darn sure LEE was born in New Orleans...not fertilised by Jango Fett, hatched out of a pod and raised as part of a clone army.....a an why in the name of Parker's Posse are you feeding your half HARVEY half Wookie doll hot dogs and chicken nuggets?... that greedy old Jimbo Baggins is coming round is he? We paid our subscription and our doppelganger donations just last week..oh by golly you didn't spend the money again..buying more " magic beans"? I told you Jack and the Beanstalk was a pantomime..a fairy tale..make believe..it wasn't an insider's whistle blowers account of a MK Ultra experiment...it wasn't even an allegorical anti semitic polemic like you heard on Truth Frequency Radio..giant wasn't a codeword for " jew"

Clinical Johnny " Silly Johnny!! I know all that!! But imI still not sure about Goldilocks..blonde haired girl eating "porridge"with " Three Bears"?? Don Jeffries said it was a metaphor for the genocide of the white race... I keep getting my HARVEYs mixed up with my LEEs .. so I've started feeding my LEEs to remind me HARVEY came from Hungary"

Tune in next week for more hijinks and japery with the Deep State's hottest new comedy duo...

Watch out for their soon to be released feature film..The Two Johnnies meet the Two Ronnies...a barn burning rollercoaster ride of double double doppelgangery fun...it's the Man in the Iron Mask meets Dastardly and Muttley meets I Spit on your ( Tommy) Graves!!

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