ROKC Lampoon

Good to see it back, Stan. Here's some random ideas for a future issue which should move the case along.

1/ Anagrams.
2/ How to tie a Windsor knot.
3/ How to throw a baseball.
4/ Roscoe White as the centrefold.
5/ Minimal use of the word..."if".
6/ A 3D recreation of .....something.

Members input is welcome for other ideas.

Let's go while were young!

steely dan wrote:Good to see it back, Stan. Here's some random ideas for a future issue which should move the case along.

1/ Anagrams.
2/ How to tie a Windsor knot.
3/ How to throw a baseball.
4/ Roscoe White as the centrefold.
5/ Minimal use of the word..."if".
6/ A 3D recreation of .....something.

Members input is welcome for other ideas.

Let's go while were young!

The TSBD Chess set

Where's Harvey?

Was Billy Lovelady in drag?

A forensic profiler report on Badge-out-laid-off-Says-he’s-got-a-bad-cough-Wants-to-get-it-paid-off-Man

I pity the FOOLS who want to play when dawns the day THE INSUFFERABLES say "GAME ON!".       

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Stan Dane wrote:

Now that looks freakin awesome!

Parker's on roids.

Mainstream JFK research forums are just speed bumps.

Suspending forum activity because of a troll? How to avoid the selfie stake mistake.

Suspension of disbelief is what's needed in that place. Chris Davidson would take it all back if he could I'm sure. Meanwhile, Sandy Larsen can't believe his own eyes. Pareidolia is a disease and Doyle is a known carrier. Andrej come back! All is forgiven. Don't touch him he is contagious but I'm afraid its too late. They should burn Doyle at the stake when they're finished with him and throw his clothes in the fire just for good measure.

I don't even go to that sewer hole to see what's happening. I just read about it here. That place can go to hell.

Hasan Yusuf wrote:I don't even go to that sewer hole to see what's happening. I just read about it here. That place can go to hell.

TBH bro I don't go there much either but its like that car accident thing. You stop and stare. The tragedy is how they've mangled Prayer Man. These are grown men discussing a topic like children. PM is not a woman, an elf nor Jack Dougherty. Like children they're too scared to say PM is Oswald.

Can anyone else hear the ding dong over at the EF? Double, double Doyle and trouble. The witch is dead. The spell cast over Prayer Man as a woman is once again over. Let it be eternal damnation for that fool. No more forums left to practice his voodoo. Now he can rot in hell.

Doyle is not the problem. He is an annoying symptom. The real problem is Gordon and the Foo. They are the hosts. Like any good parasite, Doyle is thriving because the owners are happy to scratch, rather than eradicate.

Question for James Gordon.
Please list the positives that the Sanibel Unicorn has brought to your forum.

Question for The Very Busy Loyer.
Nah, nevermind....

steely dan wrote:Doyle is not the problem. He is an annoying symptom. The real problem is Gordon and the Foo. They are the hosts. Like any good parasite, Doyle is thriving because the owners are happy to scratch, rather than eradicate.

Question for James Gordon.
Please list the positives that the Sanibel Unicorn has brought to your forum.

Question for The Very Busy Loyer.
Nah, nevermind....

I think you're spot on, Alan.

Stan Dane is clearly in contempt of the best evidence. He is defending a book written by the notorious myth denier, Greg Parker. My methodology and my bollocks, which are on my forehead, say this is so. So there.

Credible forensic analysis may cause you to think that,that is me in the sample dish but it's really follow -through.....or a dame.

God bless my sponsors who let me post.

             Ralph.

In this issue's Kulture Korner Kolumn we find the latest episode of "Ralpheo and Doyliette visit The Education Forum", where we hear Doyliette say,
''Oh Ralpheo, oh Ralpheo, is not parting such sweet, sweet sorrow?"
To which Ralpheo replies,
"Yes my sweet Doyliette, but a troll is a troll by any other name
and we did enjoy stinking up the place while it lasted, didn't we Doyliette?"
Doyliette says,
"Oh yes Ralpheo. But what about Duncutio?"
Be sure to read the next issue to find the predictable conclusion to this droll troll drama.

Jake Sykes wrote:In this issue's Kulture Korner Kolumn we find the latest episode of "Ralpheo and Doyliette visit The Education Forum", where we hear Doyliette say,
''Oh Ralpheo, oh Ralpheo, is not parting such sweet, sweet sorrow?"
To which Ralpheo replies,
"Yes my sweet Doyliette, but a troll is a troll by any other name
and we did enjoy stinking up the place while it lasted, didn't we Doyliette?"
Doyliette says,
"Oh yes Ralpheo. But what about Duncutio?"
Be sure to read the next issue to find the predictable conclusion to this droll troll drama.

Magnifico, Jake!
Doyliette is snookered at the EF, ignored at the Foo and fucked in the arse at Stinky's.

 BRAVISIMO !!!

Andrej is alright. I know his ear stuff was a bit disconcerting to some here but I found him at least a gentleman. He's never bagged ROKC. In fact the opposite has occurred and he's defended our research here. I don't mind eccentricity at our place. Duplicity is my major grope. Cube Head was a duplicitous douche bag and got what he deserved. My hats off to Andrej. He took on the troll of all trolls and came up smelling roses as far as I am concerned.

Yes Paul, Andre's contributions are invaluable in that regard. I am very impressed also.

Jake Sykes wrote:Yes Paul, Andre's contributions are invaluable in that regard. I am very impressed also.

He did a good job and showed remarkable reslience, Jake. I've always liked him when he hung around here but he wasn't everyones cup of tea. He didn't back down and showed up that clown Doyle and got everyone there on side. I am glad they dealt with him. Doyle has only the Foo left and that place is for animals where he belongs. PM will trump anything that comes his way.