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From the files of the Ayn Rand Detective Agency( Salt Lake City, Buda, Bangkok) The Case of the Patsy who was one sandwich short of a picnic..

Magnifico! 

The Sgt Pepper of rants!!

Desperation in the key of D#7..a castratos cry of impotence.... drifting out across the cold uncaring cosmos( or the dozen or so avid readers ) thundering out like that last tumultuous piano chord...How many doppelgangers does it take to fill the Book Depository?

It never could be any other way, right Brian? ( Or do you think the message was a backmasked ? Do you copulate like like superman?)

I don't think Greg needs any advice from you me old chum, like most of your brethren, out there in the furthermost reaches of the troofosphere, you should really concentrate on yourself, and your own myriad faults , rather than lecturing others..wha w you dislike most about yourself, you project onto others...

Brian, in this fractured ragtag conglomeration , as you know only too well, very rarely do " researchers", from the diehard lone nuts to the militant troofers , agree on anything... Its virtually unheard of for the disparate strands to coalesce, and reach an almost unanimous decision... Far from being banned you've had the opportunity to make your case...For five long loooooonnnnnnnnggggg years..On practically every forum and Facebook page. Brian, you rely, to a greater or lesser extent, on imaginary evidence, that's not fair, rather you rely on evidence that exists solely in your imagination..

Deleted threads, videos, conversations etc etc, or else upon appeals to ( imaginary) authority..the credible photo analysts who are just waited to descend, Deus ex Machina, to confirm your fantastic discoveries. Brian, apart from the odd bit part player, eaten up with jealousy and their fantasies of revenge, Larrytrotter and a couple of others your argument has been singularly unsuccessful..having been rejected pretty much across the board... I know you don't accept this, neither do you accept your banning was largely the result of your rudeness

Apart from Paul Trejo I can't think of any other such unanimity..

Could the overwhelming majority be mistaken? Of course they could..

But Brian, when almost all your fellow researchers reject your conclusions , I think it's time for a serious re appraisal..Being mistaken is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of...learning what not to do is always a valuable lesson. Unfortunately you seem determined to cling to your mistakes...a leaden weight doesn't magically transform into a lifebelt just because you wish it was so..Granted I'm not a cutting edge photo analyst nor do I possess John Butler's almost mystical abilities but to my eyes it's utterly fucking ridiculous to claim the Prayerman figure is a small plump grey haired woman..

Sarah Stanton  HARVEY, LEE, Ralph Yates, Peter Janney, that despicable charlatan Piper, Pitzer...time and time again you believe the most outre conspirafactoids...There was no fucking HARVEY Oswald Brian! The whole idea is preposterous..

You seem absolutely hellbent on sinking as low as you can possibly get...and it doesn't get much lower than hobnobbing with Healy BigDog and Porcelain Throne. Brian, a joke is a just a joke...beyond the silly gags and the goofy pastiches i've genuinely tried to engage you.. I really wanted to discuss H and L...starting with the language angle..

Greg needs no lectures from you on credibility..

I'm sorry Brian, you've lost whatever sense of perspective you once possessed. Get out, go enjoy yourself, live a little, forget other people's lives, go ahead and live your own...

No one gives a fuck what Kathy Beckett said. Open your fucking eyes to the world around you and grow up.. whining incessantly about being banned from a shitty debate forum? Is that really all you have to worry about?

No one takes your research seriously Brian because to be perfectly honest it's not worth taking seriously..Listen to yourself , pontificating about " lesser intellects"... you've fallen into the troofer trap..you aren't half as smart as you think you are, while people aren't half as dumb as you need them to be..

If your latest rant was plugged into Nigel Tufnel's amp it would have been turned up to 13! You can keep increasing the pitch and the decibels but the argument remains the same..Listen to the Flower People...Maybe Messrs Dulles and Gottlieb produced their doppelgangers down on the Sex Farm...

Grassy knollify Stonehenge...Dickie St Hubbins, codpiece akimbo, struggles out of his malfunctioning pod, while Brian Tufnel gets down with his bad self ... setting fire to his ukelele a la Monterey.. while Dereksmallsimage lays down a funktastic bassline...Instead of Dereksmallsimage being caught with a cucumber in his pants , have a giant cucumber being caught with a Dereksmallsimage down his pants...

Picture poor old Dickie St Hubbins face when the dwarves ,with their HARVEY facemasks and mandatory CIA brown long sleeved shirts, do their merry little jig round the tiny Depository..After a certain loyer , taking a break from her busy schedule,  only to end up being  Jimbo Bagginsed ...

Mrs Baggins " What do you mean ? My Jimbo never gets the scale wrong! Here in Middle Earth an inch is the same as a foot...And I should know! How many of you are married to such a well hung Hobbit? .001 foot of horny Hobbit is more than most gals can handle..."

" And the cats miaow"

This year's Trollpunkomime may very well be a homage to the ' Tap...a group of burned out Hobbits ( who had a #200 hit back in '78 with a disco remake of Mr Spock's the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins) reform for a one off gig at the prestigious JFK assassination conference..with a mysterious guest vocalist, complete with Dr Spock ears..

Brian, there was no fucking HARVEY Oswald, even if, and it's one HUGE if, there was an Oswald imposter inside the Depository, his presence in no way validates a decade plus double doppelganger project..

Oswald or not, whomever Prayerman turns out to be , he's not a diminutive rotund grey haired middle aged woman. You were arguing just as vociferously ,a while back, claiming " good science" proved Prayerman had glasses and long dark hair..Fair enough, you're perfectly entitled to change your opinions...but that's all they are Brian... opinions...Your opinions are not universal truths. People who disagree with you are not liars (or COINTELPRO operatives)..Until you are mature enough to accept this fact, a fact that is self evident to most 11 year olds, you're doomed, condemned to wander through the frozen wastes of trooferdom...banished to the netherregions, along with Porcelain Throne and Bud...

May Armstrong have mercy on you...

It's absolutely impossible to hold a rational discussion with you. Strip away all the extraneous bluster, vitriol and the sort of toxic braggadocio a teenage boy would be ashamed of, and all you are left with is a sea of ever shifting idiosyncrasies...as soon as you believe something to be true it automatically becomes the truth. 

Until tomorrow... when a new truth emerges..

I notice you've ignored my enquiries pertaining to HARVEY the doppelgangers linguistic abilities..

Please Brian, for your own sake , for the sake of your sanity and peace of mind, let it go. Find yourself a new hobby. Or better still turn off the computer for a while and go out and have some fun. Get a bit of perspective back...