The Tamam Shud Case: The Somerton Man identified after 73 years?

Some background for those not familiar with the case.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/somerton-man-case-raises-theories-about-cold-war-spies-in-australias-most-baffling-mystery

DNA has now been used to identify the man.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jul/27/somerton-man-mystery-identity-solved-identified-australia

Not sure I buy the identity because apparently DNA databases from sites like ancestry.com were used. The DNA kits and analysis sold be these sites are junk.

There is also the matter of the evidence suggesting it was someone from overseas - or if local, at least recently returned from overseas.

I do find it intriguing however that the identified Victorian was an electical engineer - same as Edwin Ekdahl who had an intelligence background and the same as many of the Rosenberg spy ring. 

South Australia, where this went down, was the place the Brits had chosen to carry out atomic bomb testing which commenced in 1952. 

  @alex_wilson

Thanks for starting this thread Greg.  

I think  this case goes a lot LOT deeper  too. 

The only way this case will ever be solved is if a certain someone puts away  his ACME Ezy Bend Fully  Inflatable  Life Size Grace Slick  Sex Aid ( Complete with  fully absorbent orifices,  real human  hair and  special ACME trademarked battery powered U- Grab  rubber finger technology), saves up his pocket money,  buys a  couple of extra  inner tubes, a spare selfie  sticks, extra thongs for his zen sandals , a few hairnets , ob yes and a  shit  load of  Sanibel Gold( and  KY jelly, purely for smuggling  purposes), not forgetting to feed and properly sedate poor old Larrytrotter ( those poor benighted  Sanibelites have more than enough to deal with,  the last thing they need is  to have a pining  Larrytrotter on their hands...pissing and  molting. Your average pining Larrytrotter  sheds more fur than a recently  sodomised  Yowie. And the  late Bill Miller researched  that particular  subject  extensively. See HM The Queen,  the  State of  New South  Wales  vs Miller, Gilbride,  Trejo, Ward et al) and  stows away on one of  those  top secret  hush hush black  flights ( allegedly the flights from  Auchtermuchty  to Pisspot  Creek, exchanging  weaponized dunnys with  equally  weaponized  haggis  stop over at some deep black site , just outside  Bradenton,  Florida . I'm sure you'll agree Greg,  with his ponytail our Brian could easily pass himself off as a weaponized dunny )Solving the Somerton Man case could well be the latest glorious chapter in the secret history of the world's most  skilful  intel spook  detective...

Hmmm wait a minute..Unconscious  middle aged man found slumped on beach...actually this sounds more like a case for Evelyn...or for Larrytrotter,  the world famous  human  bloodhound..

Armstrong have mercy on all weaponized dunnys and haggis..

Brian and his faithful  sidekick  Larry  T, the Bluntman and Chronic of Conspiracyyville...

Jay and  Silent Bob go intel spooking..

The note found in the guys pocket...i tried the Tom Hume ICO code. In a remarkable example of premonition the guys note said "Brian Doyle is a shit poster!"
Spooky, or what?

There is only one sane response at this point.

Randy Feltface buys a bookcase (I believe the seller of the bookcase is based loosely on a certain Sanibelian)

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