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Post by greg parker on Sun 24 Sep 2017, 11:43 am

The latest post by Jim Hargrove (on Drew Phipps "pixel counting") is a copy and paste of a post he made in the same thread on April 8.

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I offer him embarrassment and my usual excuses
While looking down the corridor
Out to where the van is waiting
I'm looking for the Great Leap Forward

            Billy Bragg
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 Australians don't mind criminals: It's successful bullshit artists we despise. 
             Lachie Hulme            
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Post by Stan Dane on Sun 24 Sep 2017, 1:35 pm

Lazy Bastard is like a hog, but instead of rooting in the mud, he cuts and pastes repeatedly.
 
When I was a boy, I did chores for an old widower who lived alone on his small farm down the road from us. He had retired from farming the year before, but he still had some chickens and two hogs that I would help him feed. After his sow had a litter of pigs, he sold her, the boar, and the entire litter except for the runt, which he kept for another year to raise for slaughter. The runt (I him called "Porky") grew quickly into a large hog and because he was a male, he had to be castrated before puberty so the pork would not have boar taint and taste better.
 
The old farmer asked me to help him do this. He had me go round up Porky who was doing what he normally did all the time: rooting in the ground with his snout. He grabbed Porky, told me to help hold him down, then he produced a single edge razor blade and proceeded to castrate him right before my eyes. It really bothered me because the pig suffered greatly. But this was the old fashioned way done by a man born in the 1800s.
 
So after the farmer splashed some salt and turpentine into the wounds, you know what Porky did? He got up and starting rooting. Almost like nothing happened.
 
Porky Hargrove figuratively gets his nuts cut off by Jeremy, Bernie, Tracy and others and what does he do? He goes right back cutting and pasting. Like nothing happened.
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Post by greg parker on Sun 24 Sep 2017, 4:08 pm

Stan Dane wrote:Lazy Bastard is like a hog, but instead of rooting in the mud, he cuts and pastes repeatedly.
 
When I was a boy, I did chores for an old widower who lived alone on his small farm down the road from us. He had retired from farming the year before, but he still had some chickens and two hogs that I would help him feed. After his sow had a litter of pigs, he sold her, the boar, and the entire litter except for the runt, which he kept for another year to raise for slaughter. The runt (I him called "Porky") grew quickly into a large hog and because he was a male, he had to be castrated before puberty so the pork would not have boar taint and taste better.
 
The old farmer asked me to help him do this. He had me go round up Porky who was doing what he normally did all the time: rooting in the ground with his snout. He grabbed Porky, told me to help hold him down, then he produced a single edge razor blade and proceeded to castrate him right before my eyes. It really bothered me because the pig suffered greatly. But this was the old fashioned way done by a man born in the 1800s.
 
So after the farmer splashed some salt and turpentine into the wounds, you know what Porky did? He got up and starting rooting. Almost like nothing happened.
 
Porky Hargrove figuratively gets his nuts cut off by Jeremy, Bernie, Tracy and others and what does he do? He goes right back cutting and pasting. Like nothing happened.
That's so funny on so many levels.

As a dual American-Aussie citizen you'd be well aware of this, but for others, a "Porky" is slang for a "lie". Rhyming slang -  "pork pie" = lie but shortened Aussie style, it becomes just a "porky".

used in a sentence, "That politician is telling another porky" or "Hargrove just cut and pasted his usual porkies."

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Mixing Pop and Politics he asks me what the use is
I offer him embarrassment and my usual excuses
While looking down the corridor
Out to where the van is waiting
I'm looking for the Great Leap Forward

            Billy Bragg
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 Australians don't mind criminals: It's successful bullshit artists we despise. 
             Lachie Hulme            
-----------------------------
The Cold War ran on bullshit.
              Me

“God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...” Steve King
"The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober." Billy Yeats
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dino Martin



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Post by Stan Dane on Tue 26 Sep 2017, 12:48 pm

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Post by greg parker on Tue 26 Sep 2017, 2:44 pm

Stan Dane wrote:
You almost choked me again getting coffee down.

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I offer him embarrassment and my usual excuses
While looking down the corridor
Out to where the van is waiting
I'm looking for the Great Leap Forward

            Billy Bragg
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 Australians don't mind criminals: It's successful bullshit artists we despise. 
             Lachie Hulme            
-----------------------------
The Cold War ran on bullshit.
              Me

“God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...” Steve King
"The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober." Billy Yeats
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dino Martin



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