Where's Dickie?

Richard Gilbride...I call on you to help a guy you described as "the smartest researcher to come down the pyke"...and "the guy who cleaned my clock" (you don't have a car?). You should...
A/  Stop locking yourself in a small room with oil based paint products.
B/  Break off all contact with the Capo de Tutti Fruitti of the Boston Mafia.
C/  Buy a radio.
D/  Curse like a longshoreman if you step barefoot on an upturned plug.
E/  Write a super mega whopper essay to help Brian.

In the absence of white feathers I can tell you failure to oblige will see you handed a small ball of gerbil fur from each ROKC member.
Do your duty!

The Graduate was one of Juddufkis finest pieces of work!! She based it on a story Dave Ferrie told her...hey hacking tumour riddled white mice isn't all glamour. Dave and Judy would often chat as she pulverized the cancerous testicles and he dropped them in the food blender..
The Graduate was based on a doomed affair..a bright eyed bushy tailed young chemistry student..dreaming of rewriting the periodical table..meets unfulfilled Florida hausfrau.
Young Dickie and young Brian shared the same gynecologist( don't ask..back in those days gender dysmorphia was poorly understood..if a young lad was caught flouncing about in mommies high heels or in Brian's case mommies SS tunic it was off t the friendly Dr Kramer t have your chromosomes whipped out)
It was love at first sight..
Dickie and Evelyns eyes met across the crowded waiting room..
Remember the diving suit scene? Albert was getting his OberSalzbergs redecorated( as you do) and young Dickie discovered an open tin of Gloss Emulsion..he couldn't resist the urge..he took a quick sniff, and another..and before he knew it he was wearing GrossAdmiral Donitzs old wetsuit and going for a dip in the Doyle motel pool...
Brian discovered them one day..in flagrante doppelgangus..on top of the bonnet of Rommels kubelwagen of all places..( Albert had Sanibels largest collection of Nazi memorabilia)
If it wasn't for their shared interest in doppelganging things could have got very nasty indeed..
We're talking Bill Miller reshooting the Patterson Gimlin Sasquatch film with 3 terrified Azerbaijani midgets and a Chewbacca costume nasty..
Shudder..let's just say Stevie Gaal hasn't been able t watch Return of the Jedi again after he discovered the bloody dismembered remains in Bill's pick up truck( Stevie and Bill were going t shoot a film for a rather dubious Tanzanian cable channel..Nadgeman and Black Cockman..let's just be thankful Jack White and Beverly Oliver weren't up on the grassy knoll that day...

Maybe it's time t get a little concerned..maybe we should try t speak t Mr Dulux, get him t put Dickies photo on his one gallon tins of non drip emulsion.
Maybe poor Dickies limbless disembowelled body is bobbing in an oildrum somewhere off the Sanibel coast...
Maybe Dickie Turps , capo of the dreaded Sanibel Cosa Nostra tried t doublecross his Irish mafiosi chum..
Or maybe his button man, Larry the Lettuce put a contract out on him by mistake..
" For clarification Icepick Vito make sure you don't put too many more holes in him"

Alex, he could be busy slurping on somebody's entrails. If you missed it, that was a proud boast from him which caused us all to wonder if it was his brush or his head that spent the most time in the paint pot.

Let me channel my inner LarryTrotterImage..for clarification did Dickie Turps really threaten t slurp out your entrails simply because you disagreed about the 2FLRE?
Santa fucking Maria! He makes Brian sound calm and rational..
By the way Brian if you Google Dulux for Blondis sake leave the big sheepdog alone..
I know you think all us Brits are crooked bastards but we are fond of our animals..no one would like t see photos of the good old Dulux sheepdog transformed into a smouldering semen stained heap of ashes in front of Larry's homemade altar t Thor..he of the mighty hammer..if you catch my drift..Down Sanibel way pre Christian pagan deities have a curiously homoerotic look..isn't that right LarryOneEyedOdinImage..

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Posted 20 hours ago
Mr. Burroughs now lives in New England.  Late last year, a month or so after Mr. Simpich announced here that he was communicating with the former Texas Theater concessionaire, researcher Richard Gilbride talked on the phone with Mr. Burroughs and requested an interview to be video recorded by Brian Doyle.  Mr. Burroughs apparently replied that he wasn’t interested in more interviews and that someone else was now handling his affairs.
We all hope, no doubt, that Mr. Simpich will have more success.