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Greg, i can't log in to complain!
What are you going to do about it?

steely_dan wrote:Greg, i can't log in to complain!
What are you going to do about it?

I'm not going to do anything.

Meet my complaints manager.



As this is a professional situation, you need to book an appointment through his secretary, Ms Sarah Stanton.

Unfortunately, Ms Stanton is temporarily unavailable as she is booked in for liposuction on her right forearm and emergency treatment on her scalp after taking off her wig. Apparently she forgot it was glued on. 

Ms Stanton should be available again soon. Please stay in touch so we can keep you updated. 

Your ref # is fkorfsteelyyouprik000123

greg_parker wrote:

steely_dan wrote:Greg, i can't log in to complain!
What are you going to do about it?

I'm not going to do anything.

Meet my complaints manager.



As this is a professional situation, you need to book an appointment through his secretary, Ms Sarah Stanton.

Unfortunately, Ms Stanton is temporarily unavailable as she is booked in for liposuction on her right forearm and emergency treatment on her scalp after taking off her wig. Apparently she forgot it was glued on. 

Ms Stanton should be available again soon. Please stay in touch so we can keep you updated. 

Your ref # is fkorfsteelyyouprik000123

Steely, my complaints manager has informed me you have not contacted him yet, so he ran a security check on his ref # auto-generator and found it had been hacked by Jewish-Chinese hackers from Juhun.

He said to advise that your actual ref # should be bowtometheultimategeniusyoutwat0007.5. and that "if he uses  fkorfsteelyyouprik000123, he will be contacted by Attorney Jim Baggins from Lagos about an inheritance from his late uncle, Full Metal Dan. I wonder if Full Metal knew my aunt Hattie Doyle? I didn't even know about her until that nice Mr Baggins contacted me...?"

Hope this helps.

I think my best option is to suffer in silence tbh.

steely_dan wrote:I think my best option is to suffer in silence tbh.

Chelsea fan, eh?

I've been thinking a lot about the collar on his t-shirt lately. It probably gets stretched out like that from using it as a napkin. Lot's of old food and saliva on that collar. Sickening. Sorry I brought it up.

greg_parker wrote:

steely_dan wrote:I think my best option is to suffer in silence tbh.

Chelsea fan, eh?

God no!...right now it's even worse ...Everton fan.

Jake_Sykes wrote:I've been thinking a lot about the collar on his t-shirt lately. It probably gets stretched out like that from using it as a napkin. Lot's of old food and saliva on that collar. Sickening. Sorry I brought it up.

No, it's a valid point showing just how great a detective Brian is. 

His work is of such import that he fears assassination, so he very cleverly, is collecting a DNA trail for investigators to follow in the event of his falling of his perch.

Ah, but of course. I feel so much better knowing there is a deep, complex, and rational explanation for it. He is truly smarter than all of us put together.