’Twas in another forum, one of trolls and duds
Where alteration is a virtue and the facts are covered in mud
I came into that wilderness, ready to be reborn
“Come in,” they said, “and do you believe in Douglas P horne"?
"Douglas P Horne", they said, "you can rest assured"
Has all the answers, and his book is bigger than Bug's
In a world of Liftons and Larsens, and others fighting over cow turds
“Come in,” they said, “We'll give you a Horne among the herd”
Not a word was spoke in reply, there was little I could invoke
Alterationists like to prod and poke
Try imagining a place where it’s always fuzzy and warm
So long as you follow the wisdom of Douglas P Horne
I was burned out from exhaustion, just trying to hoist a sail
Poisoned in the trenches an’ blown out by hate mail
Hunted like a crocodile, ravaged like a Sanibel unicorn
“Get out,” they said, “you're no follower of Douglas P horne”
Suddenly I turned around and they were standin’ there
With Lifton pins in their lapels and Horne fairy dust in their hair
They walked up to me like Marion Morrison and shook my purple haze
“Stay away from here” they said, “the mods you must obey”
Now there’s a wall between us, no more members to the fold
While a new generation is doing the zfilm shuffle, getting rythms crossed
Paying homage to Lifton and Fetzer but most of all to Horne
“Just stay away,” they said, “we've got sheep to be shorn”
Well, the mods walk on egg shells while Horne's sales are paramount
Yeah nothing really matters much, it’s sales alone that count
And the one-eyed manipulator he pitches with a fork
“Come in” they said, “if you can sell more Douglas P Horne”
I’ve heard newbie posters wailin’ like a Texas Loyer
And old men with old ideas still getting all the favors
Do I understand your question, man, is it hopeless and forlorn?
“Stay away,” they said, “you're an agent out to get the good Doug Horne”
In a little forum post, I made one too many roasts
"Authors are off limit", they said an’ they again gave me the ol' heave ho
I offered up my evidence and got repaid with scorn
“Get out,” they said, “you can't say that about Horne”
Well, I’m livin’ in a foreign country so I’m bound to cross the line
Facts walk a razor’s edge, someday that'll be fine
If I could only turn forward the clock to when that day is born
I'd say, come on in, come on in, it's a big tent for one an' all.
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However, it does seem like there was a shell game with hearses and caskets at Bethesda. I’d believe there could have been a pre-autopsy examination of the wounds to get a general idea of what happened and rule out the involvement of a foreign government and get ahead of the story if necessary.
Who actually decided to remove the body from the custody of the Dallas forensic examiner?
I think a similar explanation can be made for the first examination of the Z film at the NPIC by Dino Brugioni on the evening of the 23rd. The second Z film examined by NPIC the subsequent evening by a completely separate team headed by Homer McMahon is more puzzling. Is it possible that interagency rivalry led another government agency to get a copy of the Z film and have their own analysis done and NPIC head Arthur Lundahl was unable to divulge that this had already been done and had to accede to the request? Or perhaps the second team was simply a confirmatory check on the first team’s work. I never saw a transcript of McMahon’s statement and I don’t believe there is a video of an interview with McMahon as there is with Brugioni.
Interestingly, Doug Horne supports both the body and Z film alteration theories.
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