The Most Ridiculous Theories?

In my opinion these are some of the most ridiculous theories regarding the JFK assassination.

Bill Greer the Secret Service agent driving the limousine shot JFK.

Agent George Hinckey shot JFK by accident.

Jacqueline shot JFK.

Oswald intended to assassinate Governor John Connally and hit the President by accident.

The Oswald who came from Russia was not the real Oswald but a Russian double

The Umbrella Man fired a dart from his umbrella


JFK was shot because he inquired about UFOs.

JFK Student wrote:In my opinion these are some of the most ridiculous theories regarding the JFK assassination.

Bill Greer the Secret Service agent driving the limousine shot JFK.

Agent George Hinckey shot JFK by accident.

Jacqueline shot JFK.

Oswald intended to assassinate Governor John Connally and hit the President by accident.

The Oswald who came from Russia was not the real Oswald but a Russian double

The Umbrella Man fired a dart from his umbrella


JFK was shot because he inquired about UFOs.

I completely agree with you.

Thanks Hasan. Another possible one could be the body alteration theory. Also some of Fetzer's theories.

JFK Student wrote:Thanks Hasan. Another possible one could be the body alteration theory. Also some of Fetzer's theories.

Body alteration is definitely one of the most ridiculous theories out there, IMO. As for Fetzer, I would take anything that man has to say with a huge chunk of salt.

There's a game where the object is to drown people who have real questions in crap by association.

So much crap about 9/11 feeding the media all the ammunition (no planes, space beams, holograms) they need about "crazy conspiracy theorists" whilst the people with real questions are squeezed out.

JFK "the driver did it" or "Jackie did it" is so obvious.

Billy Loveladys shirt in Altgens is another one.

So much wasted energy.

I personally would add Waldron's nonsense to this list.

The most ridiculous theory is the Oswald did it one.

Those are all good ones.

Waldron's is a real doozy.

All as distractions from the real point.

Waldron has done some tremendous research, its putting together the pieces that he goes off the rails.
As I mentioned the other day, Waldron was the one who came up with the interesting fact the federales are still sitting on Carlos Marcello wiretapped prison cell tapes.  Also his weird story about a 2nd Cuban invasion did bring to light (to me anyway) why it is Al Haig and Joe Califano were so tight.

As it turns out, the best damn legal advice anyone gave Richard Nixon was from Califano. When the Senate Watergate Committee uncovered the startling existence of a White Housing taping system, Califano (lawyer for both the Washington Post and the DNC) told his buddy Haig (then WH Chief of Staff) that Nixon needed to burn the WH tapes before Congress or the special prosecutor could get around to subpoenaing them (after which, destroying the tapes would be Obstruction of Justice).Haig passed on the advice and for God knows what reason Nixon ignored it, the rest as they say is history. 
Its ridicilous that the lawyer representing the break-in target and the toughest journalists on the beat (he did give up the DNC as a client when the conflict became impossible to ignore) gave such damn useful advice, contrary to the interests of both his clients really, but he did so because he and Haig were mates from their days working in the Pentagon. Sorry for the digression. )

Lifton's discarded theory that the assassins hid in paper mache trees in the plaza and were removed that night by cranes.
I agree with the rest of the list completely. Especially Lee's one.
I feel that the Illuminatti, Freemason, NWO, UFO, driver did it, society is doing more damage to our ever having the files released, or getting a new and honest investigation into this case than even the official government WC supporters.

Frankie Vegas wrote:I feel that the Illuminatti, Freemason, NWO, UFO, driver did it, society is doing more damage to our ever having the files released, or getting a new and honest investigation into this case than even the official government WC supporters.

IMO Frankie, these people are either too lazy to do any real research, or they just don't care about the truth altogether. And I agree with what you said.

I agree with Lee

Some more theories that could possibly fit in here.

Roscoe White shot JFK.

James Files shot JFK.

Tippit was the so called Badgeman.

George HW Bush was in Dealey Plaza that day.

Oswald was a KGB Agent.

That guy from The Netherlands has a dewzy.   What's his name....... CULTO ?

Some more

Prayer Man is Sarah Stanton

Bookout and not Ruby shot Oswald

Prayer Man is a fake image inserted into the films

Harvey and Lee

Two Marguerites

One more for the list

Two Geraldean Reids.

Oswald was part of a staged shooting of General Walker.