Lee Harvey Oswald's Right Hand Man

I was Lee Harvey Oswald's right hand. Not his left hand, mind you, his right! When an anonymous e-mail notified me that I'd been pegged as a member of the Fair Play for Cuba Committee back in the '60s (a group to which Lee Harvey Oswald belonged), my first impulse was to collapse on the floor in laughing hysterics. Especially since the article also attempted to tie State Sen. Bruce McPherson to some cockamamie plot in which moderate Republicans are out to "Sovietize" America. The deranged writer further bent credibility by linking me with a bevy of wild-eyed "socialists," including Senators John Kerry, John McCain and Joseph Lieberman.