Battle Of The Brains

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Greg came up with the title to which I thought:” how fitting”

I stand corrected. Although in my defence the self Terminator Mk 1 did have purple zen sandals.. Stan Dane..a Gif for every Season

It's not your fault, Alex. He was using the name Jenni Stevenson when he purchased the pink zen sandals. At the time he was spamming the book written by the Aussie troll punk Greg Parker. Or so he thought...in his review...which was just below a image of the cover naming Stan Dane as the author.
A better detective would have spotted this howler...and I did...couldn't miss it really.

The Sanibel Gold mix

Steely Isnt that the dog from The Dachshund Incident??

"i have t ask what were they doing in that room together? were any small mammals involved?"

Why yes, several species of small furry animals were gathered together and grooving with a dick, aka the band in the storage room, Riff Raff is their bands working name. Ralph was tinkering with Doyle's didgeridoo. Doyle was blowing Ralph's horned instrument.
I don't know all the details of the encounter but a coke bottle was definitely involved.
The buildings porter was overheard saying "Yes boss, I'll be real good from now on, and clean the mess left in that there closet"
Several buckets of frothy slop were extracted from the tiny room. Weeping cries were heard from a Scott Foresman employee whom witnessed Brian with a long straw consuming the pails o funk., said he just wanted some orders filled from the sixth floor before 12:30 but ran into the scene in the storeroom by accident.
Word is Brian regurgitates the froth into Grace Slicks mouth while shes being held in Evelyns basement like a worm fed swallowtail.
The vomit Brian turns into hand lotion.
Avoid being introduced to him, and if you are quickly hug him and push off, never shake hands!!!!...
suddenly in rushes Officer Baker.
Brian puts down the straw, and holds out his scummy palms, as Baker begins to frisk him.
At which time Brian keeps repeating Im not resisting big boy,, to which Baker described this as happening on a stairway or in a lunchroom, never in the bands rehearsal space.
Its a friggin conspiracy I tell ya!

"Brian went flashing just after an attack of the munchies when he devoured 3 extra large portions of spicy goat korma and no less than 15 jumbo sized cans of cat food) surgically removed from his badly dilated sphincter."

It was even worse than that.
His medical chart shows the attending physician had to operate a steam shovel and then a boring machine to get through the impaction.
Seems too many hours since his last evacuation, and was not prepared for the ramming he received from Ralph.
The store room plaque is dedicated to the other employees whom would rather step outside and take their chances with a sniper than see that horror show.
Ed

Be afraid!
Be very afraid!!
Because according to the Self Terminator
"I'll be back" ....after a sanibel gold rectal infusion professionally prescribed by the Florida State Univeristy's, sputnik sized, satellite psychology dept. (as he's too busy yapping his bionic gums to toke, or hold a joint while typing 90 words a minute)
If only there were a holder, a third hand, for the rolled gold cigarettes Brian could double his prescribed intake.
Then we'd see some ideas worthy of Albert 'Iron Cross' Doyle coming out his arze...Lang lebe der Fuhrer!!
Ed

Ed LeDoux- ROKCs answer t William S Burroughs.
Quite coincidentally Brian's last visit t Dr Gutkelch, the Doyle family psychiatrist( he also puts his Waffen SS medical training t good use by moonlighting as Sanibel Island's No 1 pest controller. Although there was quite a nasty incident last year just after Yom Kippur when he attempted t fumigate the Dr Israel Finkelstein Memorial Jewish Retirement Home with a flamethrower and Panzerkampfwagen Mk IV ( isn't German such a wonderfully musical language!! The way the words trip lightly off the tongue like a squadron of Panzergrenadiers))
The good Dr Gutkelch was called after the Doyle family's semi annual Naked Lunch - held in memory of Albert, who was a pioneer of National Socialist Nudity. Indeed he operated Sanibel Island's only Aryans only nudist beach.
Brian was arguably the most qualified foreskin inspector " Valhalla Balls n Tits" ever had. Rigorously inspecting every member, with a magnifying glass of his own design, for anyone who attempted t circumvent the strict rules on circumcision.
Indeed the "Aryan Pullover" as it was euphemistically known as was the only item of clothing, apart from pink zen sandals, allowed. By strict order of A Doyle. Oberbefehlshaber and Foreskin Fuhrer of Sanibel Island's National Socialist Nudists- Last year an extremely plump 300lb Grace Slick lookalike showed up causing Brian t pop a vein, well several veins in fact.
He was found stark naked in Sanibel Island's Zoo Reptile House trying t mount a rather bored looking Kimono Dragon shouting he was the Lizard King.

I remember reading some of Doyles wild rants on Amazon Steely.
There's a fascinating and quite revelatory thread on Deep Arseholes about that fucking load of trash Michael Collins Piper wrote too . " Final Judgement"- the title said it all. (I bet the page's of Don Fox's copy are as brittle as bone china by now. If you ever wonder, the next time you see him Seig Heiling or ringing his Jew Bell..his fucking Jew Bell..oi vey he makes George Lincoln Rockwell look like Dr Ruth...on his "All New JFK Show"..the no1 non pornographic webcast in 56 of America's Maximum Security Prisons!!.. how he got his right arm and wrist so powerful well it was reading that book. I hear he and Fetzer used t have mutual " reading" sessions..sometimes if hed been a good boy and Mohammed, his 15 year old Afghani live in "personal trainer" gave him his Tango Ralphie would join in too. Neighbours reported it sounded like a choir of recently castrated hippopotamuses seeing a lady hippo for the first time since their operations)
Doyle attempted a spirited defence, his usual mixture of verbal incontinence and downright bullshit until he was cornered. "There's plenty of evidence if we crack open Piper. I can't do it now as I'm busy with other research"
That says it all. All bullshit , bluster and incoherent word salads until he's put on the spot. Your " Brian Doyles Diary" was spookily accurate Steely. He's pathologically obsessed with Greg, Bart and with ROKC in general.

If you don't take Brian seriously he's a really funny guy. Unintentionally of course. But funny all the same.
His latest proof for Sarah is that he can clearly see her bingo wings as she raises her arms to perform a chest shake for the passing president.


Bad news regarding his diary.......he ate it.

" The unintentionally funny are often the funniest" famous old Sanibel Island proverb. Usually attributed t Hezekiah Doyle, the latrine bucket attendant on the Flying Crotchman..Sanibel Causeways famous ghost ship.
Old Hezekiah can still be seen on stormy nights, cackling wildly ,his ghostly pink zen sandals glowing, his bushy grey beard bristling. He's usually only glimpsed hovering outside the changing room window of the Sanibel Island All Boys College.
Usually when the the basketball team are playing. His groaning and moaning is said t b bloodcurdling..
Old Hezekiah apparently was the person who brought syphilis t the New World, but this is still strenuously debated in Sanibel Island Historical Society circles, due t the Doyle familys long history of virginity.
Indeed some even argue Virginia Colony was actually named after Americas first recorded virgin, Jeremiah Zedekiah Doyle, who incidentally was the father of American animal husbandry.
I'm not surprised he ate his own diary, i bet he eats a lot of what he produces..i mean he must get very lonely..and very hungry out in his tent.
His latest " proof" for Sarah is the equivalent of claiming t see the face of Jesus in Pop Tart.
He probably knows fine well his " evidence" is worthless and Prayerman is likelier t be a levitating transvestite dwarf in the process of aiming a secret CIA exploding colostomy bag at JFKs head than Sarah Stanton but his juvenile narcissistic nature won't allow him t admit it.
Have you seen some of the Facebook pages linked on his Prayerwoman page?
Woman of Prayer..and the Unitarian Church of America amongst others..so appropriate..in SO many ways.

Come t think of it didn't the late Jack White claim t see a levitating transvestite dwarf poised t hurl an exploding colostomy bag at JFKs head in the Zapruder film? Or was it a magical vanishing 7 foot woman?
Ralph Cinque and Brian Doyle are some of Jack's bastard offspring.
As well as Harvey Lee and Henry.
Thanks Jack

Pingu has been found...

Ha ha ha..there's nothing fishy about that ( thank you Ladies and Gentlemen I'll be here all week) obviously hed found out about JFKs plan t tax animated penguins..a "friend" told me Lee Harvey Pingu had slightly longer flippers -he was seen leaving the TSBD in a husky sled driven by a Cuban looking eskimo..while Harvey Lee Pingu had defected across the Antarctic Ocean and could speak fluent Walrus..he was spotted waddling his way into the Texas Theatre at 1.12 t see " Nanook of the North"
Did you not see Jack Whites " study" of that photo?..he enlarged it so you could see his scoped harpoon and the DPD badge he wore on one flipper.
Obviously we underestimated the level of CIAs infiltration of animation studios..Didn't Fetzer have an anonymous source at one point back in the late 90s "Deep Tusk".." follow the fish" he said..and Brian did..but that's a whole other story ( see US v Doyle et al)..."find out who animated Pingu and you'll find out who altered the Zapruder film"..notice the blacked out flipper in Frame 313 and the suspicious looking seal peeping out behind Charles Brehm..he claps his flippers way too fast..its fake i tells you..all FAKE..

‘He is also collaborating with Dr Cyril Wecht of the US government’s 1970s House Select Committee on Assassinations.’

As quoted by the habitual liar 7 years ago.
Thx to Vinny for the link

https://www.nursingreview.com.au/2012/05/australian-nurses-may-hold-clues-to-hendrix-death/

CIA vomit spook squad disguised as Aussie troll punk nurses. I'll bet Scully can track them down and steal Brian's thunder.

If i were in Brian's sandals( and thank John Armstrong I'm not) the last thing I'd be doing is speaking t ANY trained medical personnel.
Just one look at his glazed vacant eyes, the uncontrollable involuntary twitching, the ever present crust of dried drool round his mouth, the unhealthy relationship with mom, the incoherent jibbering not t mention the soiled shorts and foul stench...hed be sectioned quicker than you can say " Sarah's buttons"
Perhaps Brian was indeed collaborating with someone, maybe the journalist misheard , collaboration is a well established Doyle family tradition after all. Didn't Otto Skorzeny escape via the infamous Sanibel ratlines?.
Maybe the journalist simply confused one vaguely Germanic name for another.
Maybe what the article should really have said was; " Brian is collaborating with Dr Von Wacht who is staying in his father's house and who is wanted by a US Government Committee and for select assassinations in the 1940s"...that would make a lot more sense.
Poor Brian doesn't seem t b have much luck with Australians..he probably has nightmares of waking up with a kangaroos head in his bed..or maybe he just dreams about waking up with a kangaroo.

Brian Doyle, a long-time researcher of the famous rock musician, is seeking to corroborate a memory from an Australian doctor, John Bannister, that Hendrix’s lungs were “grossly and abnormally” filled with wine. If corroborated, the evidence could give weight to claims that the guitarist’s death, at age 27, was not accidental.

Doyle told Nursing Review that Australian nurses “may possess a serious medical witnessing that they’re not aware of” and urged them to come forward. Due to contemporary training practices at the time, some of the attending nurses were thought to be Australians working in the UK and have since returned to Australia.

London’s St Mary Abbots Hospital closed in 1992 and has been converted to apartments, making it difficult to obtain hospital records.

According to Doyle, in 2002 a nurse broadcast a public advertisement on UK radio seeking to reconnect with her fellow nurses from the night of September 18, 1970. However, researchers in subsequent years have failed to identify and make contact with her.

Doyle said it was incredulous that these doctors and nurses had not been sought out in the past.

In a further Australian association, it has been widely reported that retiring Australian senator and outgoing Greens leader, Bob Brown, a medical doctor, was the attending triage doctor at the time of Hendrix’s admission to hospital. To date, Doyle’s attempts to arrange an interview with the senator have been unsuccessful.

Dr Bannister was having a flashback. He thought he was in Adelaide where that is the natural state of everyone's lungs.  

And those were not just ordinary nurses - those were Aussie Troll Punk Nurses specially trained and deployed to trouble spots around the world.

If Hendrix had had the common decency to be a eucalypt with a psyllid infestation, Dr Bob could have saved him with some simple pruning. Likewise if Hendrix had had the common decency to be a pine forest, Dr Bob could have chained a bevy of skimpily clad wenches to the front lines. Dr Bob would have guaranteed that no bulldozer would get near Hendrix after that.  Luckily Oz politics survived Dr Bob's departure. We now have the Together Party whose leader has written a book called Making Australia a Bit Better than Average Again. 

Where any of the nurses large...really large?.....300lb large.....insisted on being addressed as "Ohh Matron!"
What a carry on.

steely dan wrote:Where any of the nurses large...really large?.....300lb large.....insisted on being addressed as "Ohh Matron!"
What a carry on.

Wait a minute! 

I this Brian?

greg parker wrote:

steely dan wrote:Where any of the nurses large...really large?.....300lb large.....insisted on being addressed as "Ohh Matron!"
What a carry on.

Wait a minute! 

Is this Brian?

That's never Hattie Jaques is it?

I think you guy's may have inadvertently stumbled on the solution to Prayerman AND the so called Doorway man.
Doorway man was really Kenny Williams, in town t shoot Carry On Cowboys, hed just watched JFK get shot and had shouted out
"Ohh matron Jack just got it in the head!!"
Standing behind him Hattie Jacques, dressed as an oversized squaw, thought he said" oh matron Jack just got some head"
Hattie had just raised her handbag and was about t clobber him one. But he had run off down Elm St trying t catch the man in the cowboy hat. It looks as if he's glancing up at the 6th floor but he's really looking at Kenny who was trying t chat up Marion Baker. " oh young man what a shiny helmet you have!"
The rest of Couch/Darnell film -that was spirited away that night in a van that said "Sid Fiddler And Sons Marriage Guidance Counselor and Plumbers" t a secret CIA photo editing plant t b altered by a crack team including Sid James and Bernard Bresslaw -actually showed Hattie chasing Kenny down Elm St followed by a bevy of scantily clad beauties.
Black dog man was actually Charlie Hawtrey, he waa up on the knoll checking James Files credentials. The last shot of the unedited film was Charlie's head popping up
" oh i say, look at all these silly little men"
Also have you checked t see if a crack squad of Aussie Troll Punk Nurses had been dispatched t Parkland? I heard a team was at Bethesda too, trying t train American Troll Punk Nurses for Vietnam. But the Americans just didn't have the forearms for it nor the Aussie Nurses winning bedside manner.
Also the Aussies kept getting the Americans confused with their Hungarian Troll Punk Nurse Doppelgangers who were getting ready t b sent behind the Iron Curtain on some top secret CIA doppelganger nurse project.
It all makes such..omne padme Palmer McBride..sense.

Apologies t Brian, the Singin Cowboy and Tovarisch Tom Graves if i got any of the timings wrong i know how meticulous they like t b..maybe Kenny Williams and Hattie Jacques didn't leave until Gloria Calvery came running up..she was actually trying t run away from Sid James who was down on Elm St." You don't fancy doing that t me sweetheart?" he cackled as he pointed his cigarette butt at Jackies butt after she clambered onto the limos bonnet.
Imagine TROLL PUNK FILMS PRESENT in collaboration with the Sanibel Island Top Security Psychiatric Facility CARRY ON UP ELM STREET.
The story of the JFK ASSASSINATION AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE